offix Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.comsaint Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 "Is that a banana in your pocket Michael - or are you just pleased to see me?"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 Ruperts cheeks lit up and his famous smug grin was once more bestowed upon the crowd as he thought about the prospect of imminent relegation. everything was going to plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 Colin and Justin were pleased that their latest project "Turn SFC into a Laughing Stock" was nearing completion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 He knew from the look on Rupert's face that he would pay for it at some point in the future, but right now Michael was enjoying the best p1ss he had ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Monkey Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 While escaping the clutches of angry supporters on Mike Wilde's bobsled, Rupert cant help but look back with an arrogant smirk etched across his chevy chase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 I can't believe i am still getting away with it after all these years!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 I've got the blusher on my cheeks, now just apply the wig and red nose and I'll fit in even better to this circus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 Hey, mike. Fancy a reach around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 How long do I have to keep this up Rupert? Can't I go now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 Mike Wilde: That's it. No one has noticed my Rupert Lowe Puppet. RL: Gottle of geer.Gottle of gear. Where going into hadmin. Mary, your a shlutt. Fluck the hecho. Juhimmy Case, your baharred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasper57saint Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 What did I tell you Woops. "It only hurts the first time" Now take that supercillious grin off your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Majestic Channon Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 two ****s sitting down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulwantsapint Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 RL-Smile Wilde told you would get us on prime time TV MW- Who is it Nick Ross & Crimewatch or Matt Albright & Rouge Traders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 MW: You like that don't you, now let's try two fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 Michael : Am I in Yet Rupey? Rupey: Oooh ducking hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintwarwick Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 Yes Stanley you can sit next to me every home game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WealdSaint Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 (edited) Your saying someone will REALLY pay 65p a share! Edited 25 February, 2009 by WealdSaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 Lowe,"how you doin". (In a Joey from friends kinda way) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 (edited) That wasn't my wedding ring Rupey, that was my ****ing Rolex. Edited 25 February, 2009 by hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 Now Rupert don't antagonise Leon, you know he is going to knock our heads together one day SOON and take our little toy away from us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 Rupert cracks a smile after hearing of all the flowers he will be getting for Saturdays proposed demonstration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackedoff Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 How does it feel Rupert,me shafting you the same time as your shaft these 14,000 mugs in here ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 (edited) Look Mikey that is my Kim over there showing the lads some ball skills. Even those clever posters on that forum haven't sussed who he is yet.:cool: Edited 25 February, 2009 by ottery st mary Get the name right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintwarwick Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 So that's what you look like Stanley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 26 February, 2009 Share Posted 26 February, 2009 Rupert is told yet again that the Hornets are not Wasps reserve side, and that the only conversion there's been around here is Wilde's recent turnaround. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfurdent Posted 26 February, 2009 Share Posted 26 February, 2009 these corporate blow jobs will get the prawn sandwich brigade cumming backin droves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 26 February, 2009 Share Posted 26 February, 2009 Keep pulling that finger Mary, once I've farted you b*tch you can crawl back to Lawrie & Leon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonah Posted 26 February, 2009 Share Posted 26 February, 2009 "Listen Rupert, if I put back the seat I had taken out, will you stop sitting on my lap?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offix Posted 26 February, 2009 Author Share Posted 26 February, 2009 Wilde; " I am trying to get my smug-face-smile as good as yours Master. How am I doing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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