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Missus read the 1st 100 odd pages and said it was awful.

 

I read it & it's vanilla M&S porn for women who buy their knickers in ASDA and only **** with the light off.

 

Asked the women at work why they didn't indulge instead of just reading about that & the general consensus was that it was pervy.

 

I made a note of those who didn't think that :D

 

One thing it has brought to light is how sh1t an awful lot of peoples sex life is!

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I've never read any of it, seen it for sale anywhere, read about it on line, attempted to buy it etc, but yet I have an advert for "50 shades of Grey" on sale from Kobo at the top of the page :suspicious:

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it's all i f*cking hear about at work ! load of middle aged repressed women getting excited over a crap soft porn book.

mind you some of the younger/fitter ladies have started reading it so if it gets them horny while at work i won't complain ;)

 

As VFTT says, why dont they just live the fantasy instead of reading about it ??

 

Its just the latest f**king bandwagon. Pathetic creatures.

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As VFTT says, why dont they just live the fantasy instead of reading about it ??

 

Its just the latest f**king bandwagon. Pathetic creatures.

 

I guess there must be a shortage of incredibly attractive, millionaire, private jet and helicopter owning men around at the moment? Probably the fault of the eurozone crisis.

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I guess there must be a shortage of incredibly attractive, millionaire, private jet and helicopter owning men around at the moment? Probably the fault of the eurozone crisis.

 

Yes, because women are so devoid of imagination and intelligence that it has to be exactly the same as the book.

 

Deary me. Its all about money, isnt it ?

 

So is it the shopping or the sex that gets them moist ?

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