CB Fry

I'd be disappointed if the other candidates for Uxbridge didn't all stand aside for the one on one election we all want to see of Boris versus Lord Buckethead.

Bravo for kicking out the sopping wet pinkos etc etc.

We'd have been out in March if Francois and Bone and Baker had voted for it then.

Boris I think doing things correctly from his perspective - he has pushed Corbyn into a Remainer position he'll have to defend for the entirety of the election campaign. Boris will then win enough seats to have an majority similar in size to Cameron's in 2015 which will be enough to get through a slightly tweaked deal at the last minute: he won't need to worry anymore about the DUP at all and the swivels much less because he'll have given birth to 30 odd new loyal MPs. And Boris will be able to spin the tweaked withdrawal agreement with a couple of fig leaves to the press and the public who just want an ending to it all. We'll be out with a deal on Oct 31st.

Jesus wept.

How much time and money should the civil service truly invest in something described as a "million to one chance" by the Prime Minister?

That is disingenuous bollo cks. Cameron had just negotiated a slightly amended relationship with the EU with a couple of new concessions so the remain option was the ratification of that. Funnily enough, "full integration into an EU superstate" was not in that agreement.

This.

You only get streams if someone in the world is broadcasting the match. Obviously no one is.

So here he is Kevin Danso Everybody's having fun Look to the future now We've only lost three-one un unnnn

Too obvious.

Productivity of face palms has gone through the effing roof on this forum.

The Carabau is the league cup - the one we got to the final of with Puel. You're thinking of the Checkatrade - the one we got to the final of with Pardew.

Just get Sammy Lee back in the building and be done with it.

So what. I honestly couldn't give a flying fu ck if we didn't play them for another decade. Don't give them the oxygen.

Well, Nigel Adkins for a start. He let Sharp go and kept the others.

Absent Danny Rohl is the new Eric Black.

Exceptional stuff. 8/10.

This. Instead of high-fiving themselves for signing a rookie centre back on the cheap 20 hours after the window closed we should have prioritised an experienced central defender to not only walk into the first eleven but lead and dominate the back line. Yes understand that wouldn't be cheap but it should have been the priority and it should have felt like the priority all summer.

Wrap a pair of rainbow laces around the handle of your 8 inch blade and the filth can't touch you.

I'm looking forward to the eight or nine minutes where we look like we might get something before they score their first goal.

Robbie Savage might be on to something.

Match of the day looking unmissable tonight #nil

The Saints section was written with his head up Mark Hughes backside. But in fairness, predicting relegation for a team that finished 16th the previous year is hardly controversial.

One all for the hundredth year in a row.