CB Fry

I think we should make his life a living hell.

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Nah, he's destined to end up at Goodison. I mean, it's like Everton is his middle name.

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Interesting interview on BBC last night. He describes himself as "at heart, a centre-right, progressive modern conservative". Plus he lives surrounded by media and actor-y luvvies in Camberwell. In other words sopping, sopping wet. Dripping wet, and our Lord D fawning all over him. Basically Kenneth Baker with more messy hair. Geoffrey Howe with better jokes. A slightly more masculine Virginia Bottomley. Sopping sopping wet.

I thought threatening to walk away with no deal was a sign of strength and exactly what negotiators should do? It's so confusing.

Who have Everton gazumped us on?

Imagine the meltdown on here if that was us.

Feels like a very "on-brand" move for us. Looking forward to the revelation that we only got £7m for him after all.

If you want to knock one out to 11 eighteen year old boys then all power to you mate.

I genuinely enjoy women's hockey far more than mens at the Olympics. But who am I kidding. https://images.app.goo.gl/y7ZxqQ51S5Eh6E2A6

Tony sticking it to the cretin. Great stuff.

I wish we were West Ham.

Goal every other game mate. FACT.

*switch on Sky Sports News* *oh, Portugal won the Nations League, did they* *I bet that nutcase has posted about it already* And here we are. ///ENDS

I can remember absolutely everyone on this forum completely buzzing about how we were "investing heavily to break the top six" that summer. Delirious, happy days.

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Which season did we invest heavily to break into the top six?

Correct - and we actually did finish sixth. Similarly Leicester won the freaking league but not because they "invested heavily", as a cursory look at their signings in the summer before will show.

Puel and Pellegrino would have seen us as a Premier League stepping stone as well. Hughes came in the prove the doubters wrong. This time next year if Ralph ends up at Spurs, or even those wonderful Toffeemen, then it will only mean he's done a great job for us.

Still inspiring the nation.

I still don't know why she should have to "give a monkeys". She was at the helm for one of the most successful eras of our existence and still people grizzled and whinged like bi itches. Getting the hell out and leaving us all to it just seems fair enough to me. Enjoy "the next level", chumps.

Cannot wait to see all the business, leisure and residential property development that is definitely going to happen.

Yes, that's what I would get - you have to zoom in to read anything and replying/posting an absolute joke. Clumsy as ****. Genuinely can't believe anyone would think that that is better than Tapatalk. Takes all sorts I suppose.

Absolutely buzzing for the third place play off against Switzerland on Sunday.