CB Fry

Shane Long is on so that means goals goals goals.

Austin, that's what we pay you for.

So it looks like we're going to spend the rest of this half desperately fending off Swansea City, the team currently third from bottom of the league. Christ.

Please please please please win.

Swansea have had a lot of possession but never really looking like scoring despite our car crash of a back three. They are sh it as well.

I dont think we can keep them to nil with Stephens on the pitch.

We're missing the dominance and organisation of Maya Yoshida. Can't see a hope in hell of a clean sheet here.

Is it over yet?

I drive past Pride Park most days, so obviously Nottingham Forest. Basically people having no excuse to come up for the weekend and see the far northern end of our family.

Instantly adding thirty or forty million Chinese supporters to our fanbase. EXPAND THE STADIUM FFS.

I'd like us to stick with variations of the wide stripe kit for a few years and try and establish that as our look, but I'm guessing we won't so it'll be back to our standard stripes which are fine but obviously more generic. Maybe something like our thick striped own-label kit from 1999ish. Didn't really like it much at the time but now looks like a design with potential for revival.

Dreading the awful combination of losing to Swansea and then pointlessly beating a beach-bound Man City when it's too late.

So that's a yes, then. Thought so.

LOLZ

If we win on Tuesday then we could still do it, because we'd be safe.

Weren't you the one still crying about the Watford goal literally months afterwards?

I think you haven't grasped that in that scenario we'd have 36 and Swansea would be two points behind on 34. So they could still beat Stoke on the last day and finish above us, goal difference or not, if we lose to City. Of course 36 could well be enough anyway but Huddersfield still have 3 matches to play.

Beat them we stay up. Don't, don't.

We must have been better at Everton than Swansea were at Bournemouth. So there's that.

Not entirely sure how it is the ref's fault?

McCarthy player of the season.

This is the season right here.

Well, it'll make a good chapter in his effing book.

Obligatory Hojberg ridiculous long shot. One day, of them's going in.

At least we're out of the bottom 3 in the as-it-stands table.