CB Fry

Er, right.

I'm kind of looking forward to seeing how long a period of time people are prepared to write off as being entirely down to luck.

My forum demise will be commemorated at a scale slightly below Churchill's funeral.

Reed's career at SFC will not end in redemption and gratitude but in hubris and humiliation. Dear god.

'My affection for Tubbsy is reasonably well-known and I feel sorry for the boy in the way his career seems to have dived. ‘I still think he is a guy who can do a job for somebody and hopefully that will happen sooner rather than later. ‘We have seen flashes of McGurk being the player people thought he was and Naismith looks like a kid with potential, so none of them are useless. That's the chairman of a professional football club, there. Jesus Christ.

FFS Les you absolute spanner.

In other news: Sam Allardyce to be interviewed for England job this week http://gu.com/p/4zfbq?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard Seriously, give him the job. We're basically Sunderland anyway and he can organise a team to get to the World Cup and probably the last eight and then we can come home.

#epicbantz

Has he picked up his suitcase yet?

1. United 2. Arsenal 3. Man City 4. Chelsea 5. Spurs 6. Liverpool 7. Southampton 18. Burnley 19. Southampton 20. Hull

Stop ruining it.

We're not arguing though, we're agreeing. You think our current ticket pricing is sensible and that's just great.

Looks good to me. Where's that O thing with a line on my phone keyboard? ò ő œ

But at current prices we don't have maximised demand or a season ticket waiting list, and I thought people were saying high prices was the cause of that. So to be absolutely clear here your idea is to expand the ground but there will be no reduction at all in ticket prices. That's going to upset quite a lot of people that argue for stadium expansion because making tickets more affordable to more people is often a massive part of their argument. But you didn't say that so I apologise. Expansion but no reduction in prices at all. Clear.

I've been in that pub and the bloke running it hadn't got an effing clue. I keep telling him that if he sold all his beer at fifty pence a pint he'd be packed out every night, make loads of money, sell loads more peanuts and also be building for new generation of drinkers to come back again and again forever. Plus he's got like a huge catchment area as well or something. Build an extension into the car park I keep telling him. He's not having it. Small minded.

I am thinking of a club who, last summer, signed a nondescript full back on a free transfer. Obviously this club had absolutely no ambition at all and we would never want to be anything like them. Who could I be thinking of.

It is not a fact.

2.1/10.

If we need additional seats why do we need to reduce prices (I'm assuming this is what you mean by "be sensible")? And if we are reducing prices why would that create "more match day revenue"?

You're quite right. Leadsom, Louise Mensch, fat Penny Mourdant and lots of people on social media ae getting hysterical about a newspaper reporting exactly what someone said in a recorded interview. They should stop getting excited.

I'm worried the Conservative party might not be for you. Have you considered the Socialist Workers?

I can only begin to imagine how much that disgusted you, Nick Clegg.

I can see the blue rinse golf glub brigade voting Leadsom in all day long. They lapped up IDS who was nearly Corbyn levels of appalling as a leader. Everything Leadsom says is tailored perfectly to her audience and she will blow that dog whistle all summer. Just when you think it couldn't get more depressing.

We did build it and they have come in numbers matched almost perfectly to the size of the stadium and demand for season tickets.

This is a false argument. if the TV money goes ti ts up then that will be because interest in the league will have collapsed so attendances and demand for tickets will then be down. Having a stadium fit for purpose then is advantage, not being burdened with a huge capacity mega dome we can't fill because all the big name players have buggered off to Spain or China or the USA.