Or maybe they'd last less time with huge amounts of their time spent being browbeaten by avaricious agents, being bombarded with video highlights reels, or pi ssing the club's money away massively overpaying for the left back and winger they had two years ago at their previous club because its easy to stick with who you know even if their legs have gone, I'll chuck him four years on silly money because I like his wife and kids and, well, there's a bung in it.
In other news, Leicester City have one. Manchester City have one. Barcelona have one.