CB Fry

VVD might go next season but the other two will do two. We wouldn't sell Boufal for less than Mane and it's highly unlikely he's going to prove to be worth that in the 28 odd games he going to play for us this season. He'll need another one. Hojberg similar, he's not going to get to a level in season one where he's worth so much that a bigger club would be offering silly money next summer. We've easily got two seasons out of those two.

So no way of knowing how many, only so many controls you can put in (the same controls we have now), no one you can vote out or in to make any difference so no way of holding anyone to account because you might as well shove your polling card up your bum. Sounds great.

Waaah Waaah Waaah Waaah Waaah Jason Dodd.

We seem to be going round in circles - but hey, let's try again. With non-EU immigration (100%, total, complete control) the Tories failed and Labour and the LDs won't promise anything to resolve it, and voting for anyone else is like shoving a polling card up your bottom (according to you). Why would EU immigration be different and who are you going to vote for to hold the Tories to account?

So we won't hold anyone to account then, after all. Clear.

I think we know conclusively he is.

I got the Stanley Matthews one (and the Tom Finney one) because I recognised the statues rather than the footballers. They're both excellent and definitely not the work of a word carver who specialises in animal sculptures.

10/10 but the West Brom one was a guess. The rest pretty easy. Could have made it more difficult by making some of the multiple choice options less dopey.

Nice one Charlie.

We needed that. Actual strikers playing up front is the kind of revolutionary thinking we needed at this time.

What? They're playing at home and the game isn't over.

You think VVD won't play on Sunday? I think Martina could be in with very strong chance especially as Cedric has been poor this season.

We will walk this group.

Feel free to stop posting this sh ite at any point.

Thank you French full back we signed whose name I've forgotten. Thanks for being crocked.

Austin has arrived.

That's why I like Cuco.

If you're going to read my posts you need to put some work in.

I was surprised that it is actually seven changes - I think it's because our squad is almost entirely at the same level of general averageness. It's not like there's a clear first choice between Davis and Hojberg and JWP and Clasie and Romeo and so on. Ditto Jay Rod/Austin/Redmond. So seven changes to me can happen almost unnoticed.

He's fallen out with Peul you know.

I can imagine they'd be quite good at rowing or cycling, but less good at 100m sprint or Dancehall.

Apart from Yoshida that is basically a pretty standard first 11 isn't it. Some distance away from a OMG team. Quite happy with Cuco over Cedric anyway.

I've lost interest.

You've won the award for this month. 2/10.

I've just bought the special combination deal on the mug/pennant/scarf - all three for a cool thirty quid. The woman on the phone kept saying "mug" to me. Yes, one mug please. It's not complicated. I say that's poor service.