CB Fry

There won't be a right offer from Everton which is why we won't sell him to Everton. One of the things that will make it not right will be the fact that it is from Everton. You can make out we sell anyone and anybody to whoever asks but we don't.

We will not sell Fonte to Everton. Man United maybe but not Everton. Jose will be well aware of this.

Is it? If he becomes a global superstar it will be because he plays for MUFC, not the other way round.

Why would you expect him to say that? Being that he signed a contract extension six months ago and is the captain of the side during a close season of some change, I'd "expect" him to say quite different things.

On every other thread the picture on Tapatalk preview pane is the latest image added to the thread, except this one, which seems to be two dead children. I just tried to upload two images of any old thing to change it but no joy. The "contains distressing images" warning is fine but that one image is one my phone every time I open this forum. Yes, very sad but I'd like the option to not look at it.

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Quite a fun thread to flick through. The jist of it is Everton is run like a cheap Merseyside B&B basically:

He's obviously not on £16k a week at Liverpool.

I get the sense that if we'd have won every pre season match ten-nil you'd be complaining about how we haven't been tested.

We are very capable of signing significant players on deadline day. However we don't typically sell major players late on, and filling such a crucial gap on or around deadline day, with all the other changes we've already had, is not ideal. We could well do without it.

Yes, and Mane. What's your point?

Because I think if Manchester United came in for him, we probably would let him go. I'm not talking about deadline day, we're not mental, but late - ie we'd end up signing his replacement on deadline day.

Our main issue with Fonte is he isn't likely to be any big clubs first choice signing but someone they might turn to as back up if another deal falls through, especially as he is such a solid, low risk signing that could slot into a squad easily. What this means is he could be a late deal leaving us proper in the lurch. Those quotes fill me with no confidence whatsoever and more like prepping the ground for a "I'll never forget my time here" farewell statement than a commitment to actually stay. Bag'o'shi te.

7.5/10.

Great thread Charlie.

I know for a fact Carlisle have never played in a cup final like this before.

You must have missed the cult of Cortese turning on Matthew Le Tissier who on here was compared to a supermarket employee who was paid for his work at the time. A similar situation at our club you'd find similar forum comments here.

I apologise for that last post. I was drunk somewhere and don't know what I was doing and honestly can't even remember posting it.

Welcome back Charlie.

Fulham look like they could be going top of the league. Top of the league. TOP OF THE LEAGUE. Going to give them so much momentum. Top of the league.

You're adorable.

Adkins changed tactics from Pards, Poch changed tactics from Adkins and Ron changed tactics from Poch but our new manager isn't allowed to change anything? melt me the fu ck up.

You, me and thirty million odd people who couldn't give two shiny sh ites about "look how many people turned up at that rally in Hull/York/Liverpool". May is too cautious and will be too focused on running the country but if it was me I'd announce a snap election the day after leadership contest. They'd smash Corbyn into the dust.

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