CB Fry

There's no question that decisions taken by Denis Healey is the hot topic on the doorstep in 2015. Also it's a disgrace they didn't spend a little longer discussing dead union leaders from the 1970s during the TV debate last night. Typical whitewash cover up censorship from pinko commie media lefties.

Pastor strikes again.

Like who?

Would restrictions on guns limit law abiding citizens from protecting themselves?

Not sure it qualifies as comedy, but Inside No. 9 just now was astonishingly good.

Surgeon's closing speech was a Nick Clegg 2010 tribute act.

Nutcase alert.

Leanne Wood for President #MEGALOLZ

The whole thing is a shapeless mess. Just annoying viewing. Clegg doing well and probably the right strategy for him to visibly attack Cameron. Farage and Sturgeon (who I cannot stand) doing okay. Milliband, meh. Cameron uncomfortable.

Saints away at Leicester and Sunderland is appointment to view TV for the neutral fan and no mistake. Sky, you have let the country down.

I think our defecation cycles are in alignment.

Oh dear.

Odd. Your description of the reply "restrictions on guns only limit law abiding citizens from protecting themselves" as "complete crap" and a "joke reply" is what you have said on here, quoted back to you several times now. So, just answer this question, for absolute clarity: Do you agree that the reply "restrictions on guns only limit law abiding citizens from protecting themselves" is "complete crap" and a "joke reply" as you said before? It's Yes or No. It's really important to try and understand your position on this. Three or four more days and we might get there. It's a wonderful way to start my mornings.

I think it's a policy that already exists in that people are already free to make the decision to pay for private healthcare if the feel they can afford it. But other than that, it's pretty groundbreaking stuff.

I'd like to see Jeff's reaction to a story that said a Labour government would means test every household in Britain to establish whether or not they meet the £1,000 disposable income threshold to be removed from accessing the NHS. Sounds awfully like the kind of big government, we-tell-you-how-to-spend-your-money nanny-state intervention you'd think he would disapprove of. I wonder if the in-no-way-right-wing Daily Telegraph would run one of their in-no-way-right-wing front pages on it.

Good read. Loving the comparison to QPR. Truly, we have been blessed.

You actually typed that out. Blimey.

The exact same feed on the Guardian reports that a Scottish parliamentary candidate is wearing Cookie Monster pajamas for a Radio 4 interview this morning. I'd have said that isn't news but this morning I have learnt that in UJ's world if it's on the Guardian IT IS NEWS.

LOL. I think you may have missed Whelks and my comments about how a story like this is cookie cutter stuff that gets trotted out every cycle. It's sweet that you think everything ever reported on the BBC and the Guardian qualifies as news. Remember that next time they publish something you don't like, won't ya?

So what? Is this your first day in the UK or something?

Obviously it is. As Whelk said, it's as predictable as a "blue Monday" story in January. The only debatable bit is whether it qualifies as actual news. It being right wing isn't in question.

Kinda like they report stuff objectively, aint it?

Oh dear.

Here, you said it here: There you go. "Complete crap" and a "joke reply" are your words. You now have the opportunity to back track again and say that the comment from M underneath that Onion "news" report is NOT "complete crap" and a "joke reply" if you like. Let me know what you want to say.

I never thought I'd see the day that rich businessmen would come out against Labour in the Daily Telegraph. Strange times indeed.