Patrick Bateman

Depends what you want? A short-term thing based purely on sex and looks, then go for A+B. If you want something meaningful and lasting then avoid at all costs and just dress normally - nice jeans and a nice top is fine. Not too much make up either.

Not hard to find in a Dictionary to back up what you're saying either; http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/mong

I don't think I've ever come across anyone as literal as you, ever. FFS.

That was quite amusing. No idea what planet Rodgers is on now, but he has certainly caught the "Complete and utter helmet full of self-importance disease" now. It's getting worse. Terminal.

I went for the 06:54 from my station this morning and noticed that when I got to the platform, my usual train (after the 06:54) was cancelled for seemingly no reason. Crawled through Wimbledon with no explanation. Arrived at Waterloo 8 minutes late, with no explanation. Got into the office only 5 minutes before I would have done, FFS. Now catching up on Saintsweb and emails, with coffee at the usual time.

JWP is a tough one for me, he is undoubtably a great player, but I do think he needs a bit more bulk - having said that, his barge on Lallana was amusing.

Not good enough. Nothing more to say than that - can't even blame the ref, just not good enough in front of goal. Again. Same as last season really.

Can't be bothered to watch it, why do I want to want to watch a bunch of LFC players talk tripe?

And that is more concerning now our defences have been cut in half, cut in half again and cut some more.

He buys nice curry with your money ... (sorry Steve)

Hmpfh. I've lost my touch obviously. I was moaning to SteveGrant tonight (in person, over curry) that I'm 39 this year and feeling ancient, obviously losing my touch on trolling too.

And why won't you rise to my baiting? This is very disappointing

Come on, man up.

You lot are weird. Plus, no one answered my original point from earlier, that the journalism was p*ss poor. It's such a horrendously written article, but obviously that doesn't matter.

That was Jimmy Carr joke, right? I'm sure I remember him doing that one.

But they're Dutch, they're all harmless and fun because they smoke, right?

Yes, well done.

Nothing Lee Cattermole could't sort out. Why haven't we signed him FFS?

Well done, luv.

Got to say that I agree, it was moronic behaviour, regardless of skin colour. They were obviously bully-boy tactics to mess around with stopping people getting on the train, one bright spark (!?) started a ridiculous chant (as happens to people after too much booze or substances) then it all becomes a "racist" incident. It's ridiculous. They were being prats, full stop, it doesn't matter who they were being prats to, they were being prats.

Crikey, we have work to do on that table to reach European form, those Dutch firms look way off yet.

Was on a Palace forum, but covered elsewhere and done to death on the old SaintsForever sites - which I can't find.

This news is around 10 years old, if not more. I remember it the first time round and a quick internet search reveals; "12-05-2005, 11:41 AM I'd not had that much against Southampton until recent years. The arrogance with which the club, fans and players dismissed Paul Sturrock - a highly rated manager who had achieved a lot with no money in the lower leagues - made me realise that the club thought they were such much more than they actually are. James Beattie offering Sturrock his autograph on arrival? What a tosser."

Jesus f**king christ.

Exactly. We do have a bunch of fairies on this forum.