Patrick Bateman

Agreed. I feel gutted though as (like others) I was so excited when we signed him.

So, Tadanari Lee? I honestly don't know what to make of him. What I do think is that he probably won't feature again, ever, unless we draw some lower league team in the FA Cup 3rd round.

Has she played in Italy?? Wow, didn't know that.

Do you have a job? Are you stuffed in a bedroom hiding from Mum? I honestly don't get how people (not just you) can spend so much time on here and reading other team's forums. Bit odd.

We have all the pace anyone could want; haven't we still got Jonno Forte on the books?

Hackett or Boss jackets for me, personally - like the fit, love the quality of both. There are loads I could purchase from here; http://www.hackett.com/men/shop-by-product/coats-jackets

Can you see us conceding 2 having only conceded 3 so far? 1-1 maybe, 0-0 more likely, yes ... but I don't think we'll let in 2.

I would say that's still a public sector thing though. I don't ever see that sort of line in jobs for what I do, but when I peer in (for instance) the Sunday Times and look at the public sector appointments, it's often mentioned there. It's not needed, at all. Best person will get the job, simple as that. We no longer live in the 70s (and even 80s) where discrimination was rife and HR slack. I mean god, you can't ask anything personal at all anyway - although most people volunteer that kind of info I've found.

I'm in the "would love him to come good, but would take the money and get a replacement in if not good by summer, camp"

Yes, agreed. Benefit should stop after the 2nd child.

The only times recently I've seen Zaha play is for England U21s and on that basis, no, I wouldn't want him on loan. Berahino and Redmond were both better all round players and agreeing with whoever said it, but I'd give Rowe and Sinclair a go first.

Agreed!

That was f**king incredible. Couldn't make it down as I was stuck up in London, ironically in a pub full of Fulham fans, celebrated that totally unchallenged. Like their team. I like Jol, but they were awful and that was easily the best Saints performance I've seen, again, incredible.

Come on, lighten up - does it really matter? It amuses me.

All of them! I've worked with and for Americans for too long now ... annual leave still bugs me and I refuse to acknowledge it. One of my team sent me a request for their "annual leave", I declined and told them to ask properly. I'm hilarious. I've started saying "reach out to" and "loop in" too much as well.

Same, I started going in 1992, stopped by 1996 as it was horribly cheesy and it started to feel less loved up.

Palace look horrible, really bad. It's not the best football from either team, despite two very nice goals from Fulham.

I can see an unsettled player or two at Arsenal, they are spoilt for choice ... Özil, Wilshere, Ramsay, Cazorla, Walcott, Oxlade-Chamberlain - just to name a few. But we won't get any of them, we're still not Chelsea, Liverpool, City or United in terms of pulling power.

Agreed, they were fairly tolerant! The Guly chant did make me chuckle.

I actually just thought he was unlucky today. He has some class touches and he did try hard, but he was unlucky in some of his touches today.

My advice would be to stop posting ******** on the internet; "Can't stand it anymore. Need a new job. Today was the final straw" is one of many, available to he public, that you've written. I'm really not surprised she has beef with you to be honest. Delete everything you've written, stop swearing and don't talk about how bad your job is ... it's a job, be thankful you (still) have one.

It's a very good read. It's so obvious he's the "Secret Footballer", have I missed that announcement?

Does she have solid evidence that you aren't delivering in your job? Do you meet your call KPIs? (I presume %age calls answered in so many seconds, AHT etc etc) If not, she just doesn't like team spirit ... If she does, knuckle down and get on with the job.

Same when I saw him play for the U21s. Berahino and Redmond were both far better ... On another note, am I getting old or does Moyes' daughter look about 12!?

Agreed. If I had the money I'd love to open up some proper rivals that were not for profit to wipe those companies out. Bring on the Euromillions