Patrick Bateman

Do you have actually have a job any more?

p.s. yes he's a c*ck, but he does have some good recipes!

Use as many eggs as possible - I read that once somewhere and it works! I use about 8, haha. Yeah, oil as f*cking hot as you can get it and crucially DON'T open the oven door, don't knock the oven, don't even breathe on it. Once it starts rising, if you knock the oven, open the door etc etc etc the mixture could collapse again. Simple rules. It might have been Jamie Oliver I read the above from, can't remember, but it works for me - this'll work nicely: http://www.food.com/recipe/jamie-olivers-yorkshire-puddings-397360

They probably did. Most of the articles you read on the internet say it was from the Sunderland docks that they took the colours back to Spain.

Obviously as we can't stand, can't swear and shout, can't sing anything remotely "threatening", can't have a beer in the stands, can't have flares then I'm going to give in and dress as a cuddly bear, sit down, clap and drink coffee. FFS

Oh no, the forum police say "lock the thread because we don't like it" zzzz These threads just show what I always suspected, that most people don't know what they are talking about and type utter f*cking drivel on these forums - what's the point?

Totally agree with this!

I had mine at 29 - approaching my 30th birthday. Had got fat, bought a sports car and left my wife for some stupid thing that was 8 years younger which was always destined to be a complete disaster. Had a couple of years of great single-time, now happily married with a fantastic lady, both have great jobs, a nice house and have emerged from all the experiences a different, better person. Am not happy for what I did to my ex-wife, but she's moved on, I've moved on and you don't learn in life if you don't do things you really want to (try) and date/see various nut jobs along the way

Sounded good mate, not sure where the mics where, but heard the Leeds fans a couple of times, but heard Saints more often - OWTS, top of league, Southampton's goal machine and an EIEIEIO etc. Great stuff!!

Yes, the team spirit is incredible. All running on to congratulate Kelvin and plenty of man-love from Ricky towards him - great stuff!

Do you really want a seven year old BMW? No, wouldn't have thought so. The Boxster is hideous, the Audi looks like a box. I'd go for the CLK, very comfy, although again a little old. Consider a C70 T5. Seriously - they are lovely cars, solid, extremely comfy, all the toys etc. I can't be bothered to waste time looking for a good example, so this'll do: http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3588072.htm

I wouldn't go anywhere near it! http://www.avert.org/hiv-aids-transmission.htm

And extremely overweight.

You f*cking stupid, thick, lame, whinging bunch of c*nts. No wonder no one uses this forum, no wonder it's appeal has ended for many people if sarcastic fat c*nts like Alpine exist, posting on here.

Not sure if anyone else has mentioned it (I can't be bothered to read through 30 pages of drivel, it's ridiculous), but have any of you whingers and doubters not realised it's Chinese AND Korean New Year today and they have all week to celebrate. He's Korean, right? Think about it.

Oh come on, don't be such a bloody square!

He's a f**king stupid pr*ck. He'll wake up with a horse head in his bed ... What a bellend.

Why does everyone attack him? He was a fantastic player for us.

Couldn't give a toss, pick up a book or use a real encyclopedia!

P*ss off you complete helmet. To sensible Celtic fans; I've read that Celtic are struggling financially, but haven't seen any news evidence to back that up, what is the true state of affairs? I know there isn't the sponsorship or TV money that the Premiership has, is that the reason for the (possible) assumption?

"It's 26 years since Forest last failed to score in a home league game with Southampton." Nice.

In fact generally I want to punch Adam Sandler in the face, a lot. The Wedding Singer being the only passable film he's made.

I nominate Billy Madison, utter, utter gash: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112508/ My wife nominates Pin: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095871/

This is inspired!

Bingo! I know many people (having grown up down there) that would use that rail link rather than suffer the bloody A326 every day! Better for the environment too.