Patrick Bateman

What the hell?? It's a great location, it's in the city, short walk from the main station, great pubs on the way, great atmosphere on the walk to/from ... have you been to Reading (to name the obvious one)? Rubbish, stale experiences when not in the centre of town.

The Merson one is hilarious ... "wwwnagagaga, the Southampton one, what's his name?"

"I thank my wife, 3 kids, my family and Southampton Football Club" F**king legend. (and yes, I mean "legend" in the proper sense, the over-used sense)

Agree with this!! Proper fairy tale sh*t!

Utterly stupid. It's why a lot of people don't bother - the forum is now limited to those that have the time to read through 10 page threads, which isn't many people. I want to come on, see a thread about a player, have a look and leave - I don't want to have to read pages and pages of drivel when separate threads would suffice. I liked the thread about "could we have signed these players" etc., I don't see why they were locked and I don't have the time to read back through massive threads. Morons.

Likewise, I'm still sat here p*ssing myself at those, brilliant! Good days!

That just looks like a multi-coloured picture of c*ck and balls dangling in to something

I liked the look of Turnbull last season, I would love to see him get some 1st team game time. Rowe as well. Undecided about Sinclair - some selfish elements to his game and some rashness that need to be bred out of him.

I thought about this argument, it doesn't work. Yes, some blokes fancy fat birds, old birds, blonde birds, brunette birds, blokes, hairy blokes, fat blokes etc. But where do you stop at that list? Do you add on "young girls, young boys, animals"? Therefore, whilst it's an interesting way of looking at it, it doesn't work on that level.

My little brother and I went through a stage of being all "Tokyo drift". He had an RX-8 and I owned three various 350z, each increasing in horsepower. The 350z was/is a very fun car, but my borther's RX-8, despite being slower made me smile just as much - I did also like the fact you could stick 4 adults in comfort in it. It chewed oil in ridiculous quanities and the MPG is very very poor for the performance. I was gutted when he sold it and bought a Mini GP works with silly red door mirrors - yeah, lots faster than the RX-8, but it never bought the same smile to my face - he only kept that 4 months, says it all. I do love my Japanese cars and I still wouldn't mind relieving my Civic Type-R days from 2001 when they came out. Fantastic car, great fun - would love to find a non-abused one as a run around, but chances of one being "non-abused" will be minimal.

Having just got back home and reflected on the train journey back with a Spurs mate ... Wanyama will be awesome this season. Everything he did was spot on and he's a good physical presence. Morgan's passing was lovely too today. Biggest disappointment was Gaston, again. I just don't get him, what am I missing? Chambers was very competent at right back and actually, better than Fox was at left back - apologies to those who like Fox, but it was true.

It's typical of people complaining on behalf of people that may or may not be offended, but they feel the need to complain just in case they are offended. Utter, utter helmets.

Agreed.

Well like most people, I enjoy eating animals and real meat. My first reaction to this was "urgh".

Amen. This sums up the notion perfectly!

hahahahahahahaha

... this coming from Minty, THE voice of reason ... wow 'Matthew Le God', you've sunk to a new low sunshine.

Surprised so many think Cardiff will go down ... ?

It's a valid story - Adkins can ASK, there's nothing to stop him doing that and I'd imagine that's as far as this would go. It's probably equivalent to Saints asking/enquiring about Rooney to be honest - we may be able to afford the transfer, but not the wages and he'd be unwilling you'd presume to "step down".

This is one of those things where I just couldn't give a rat's arse to be honest. They're rubbish now and will probably continue to be rubbish; I probably get one letter every fortnight that's been "lost" and arrives in a plastic bag covered in mud and is torn.

Some people don't like their new place of employment or place of residence and want to go back. It happens, it's not unusual, get over it.

It should do. You're a disgrace.

Christ is, where are you? It's under a mile from my house.

Because like many of the simpleton clowns on Twitter, lots of the cretins on here are utterly sycophantic, thinking that they'll get favour in the way of first hand info. Most of us don't care and I personally don't bother worrying about rumours and possibilities, it's dull; we'll sign who we sign and most of us have a life outside of worrying about potential players or bloody stripes on a nylon sports uniform.

Just to p*ss everyone off who doesn't buy one, I will. I'll give it to a charity shop or store it or something, but I'll have "made my point" [that it's just a football shirt].