Patrick Bateman

Are they building up your positive balance ahead of the autumn rises? Mine is £250/month with Bulb and I'm only building a small balance during warm weather. The standing charges are ridiculous and I fully expect it to be easily another £100+ a month from the Autumn. For reference it's a 1970ish detached home, with 7 external walls due to some weirdly shaped bizarre extension that was done in the early 80s which does nothing for my energy efficiency ... (and I think the insulation is crap too)

The guy is a troll and a weirdo.

Shell isn't limited. I stuck £130 of petrol V-power in last week.

On Thursday, the other half and son went to some jubilee thing in town. I declined as I hate people and wanted to potter in the garden quietly with a pair of secateurs. As soon as they'd left, I went outside and all I got was an orchestra of power tools, like everyone in the area was trolling me and my silence. Wankers. I was so fucked off, I went and joined the family in the throng of the general public morons.

I hope you're never in the position to hire someone at work else you'll find yourself in court more quickly than you can say "valid age discrimination claim". There is nothing to stop this man working another 5, 10 or even 15 years. There are not many football teams, let alone top flight football teams with a manager or assistant with a tenure longer than 5 years.

The club still has too many players that have been purchased as punts to be able to sell on, who have not lived up to the billing; Diallo, Elyounoussi and Djnepo being 3 that come straight to mind. Bednarek is okay, but nowhere near premier league standard and a profit should be made from him. Club feels like an utter mess, it needs a complete overhaul and a board with the balls to make that call. New management and coaching staff, most players have their price (Livramento, Walker-Peters, Salisu, Ward-Prowse all get passes, Che Adams too), even for free, start again, now, fast, get on it.

Stats stats and more stats. There were two options for sacking and only 1 option for not sacking, so of course the stats would be skewed. The selections of answers needs to be balanced, there is zero value in this poll result.

Illiterates who write "yourself" instead of you and "myself" instead of me. You do not sound posh, you sound like a simpleton.

I presume it's like Burnley's second goal this week ... -33% for climbing on a defending player and -15% for dubious debatable getting in the goalie's way. So Burnley scored 0.52 of a goal. Reflected in the league table as 1, rounded up .... Yeah, it's stupid.

Only thing that matters is xG. 3-0 is pointless to the league table if the xG was 1.89-0.76 surely?

It used to be much better, more engaging and more enjoyable. You're still dull though.

Just spell properly and stop being argumentative. Bellend.

It's okay with no TV or radio. When you get ill and can barely breathe, a doctor will turn up and put leaches on you to draw out the illness and possibly draw a little black circle on your hand. Prick.

Yes, true. In the BMJ; https://www.bmj.com/content/374/bmj.n2074

Quite. I had 3 vaccines and still got it - due to my chest condition I'm bloody glad I did have 3 vaccines though. However I fail to understand why people think being vaccinated means you won't get it?? It just stops you (potentially) being hospitalised, or worse and it also is more likely to prevent more mutations as it's wiped out from your body quicker. This is not rocket science.

Jesus wept.

The BMJ is the only source I will look at or refer to; https://www.bmj.com/content/375/bmj.n2514 No, flu deaths are not inclusive of a prior 28 day period (explanation in the text). Yes, Covid is far more dangerous than flu (again, explanation in the text).

I'd far rather watch this particular Saints team than the bunch of charlatans parading around in the Premier League.

Wait until tomorrow when you fall asleep ... I had 2x AstraZeneca, then a 3rd which was Pfizer about a month ago - the next day I just couldn't stay awake, it was weird.

He's got to go. It's done.

That's not "on TV" is it? And not an obvious place to look, neither is ITV4, who looks there? Didn't the 3rd round draw always used to be on BBC1??

Was that on TV? Couldn't see it anywhere? Killing the FA Cup!?

Spot on. Exactly how I'd summarise it. The second half was utterly predictable, something has to change.

I thank you, cough!

I'd take beating Sunderland 8-0 and finishing 6th (qualifying for Europe) every day. But there is no way Koeman would come back.