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I really shouldn't laugh, but I suspect the OP knew he was offering up a hostage to fortune.. Personally I've never sat on a testicle but I have felt a right tit on occasion.

What made you choose the name Beatrice?

That's a shame. He's not very good.

We all want some satisfaction, Give us all some goalie action Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaaalddoooo!

Steady with your heart WG!

..and then you're going to get yourself sent off in the Italy - Argentina game? Heh, heh, Ego te absolvo...

I was talking about doing a Pompey/Newcastle relegation double. Should have done a Yankee with Hull and Palace..

But it's a bank holiday weekend!:-) A south coast holiday for them..

:-(, bloomin' touch typists..

One day, my son, you'll be a Saint.

No idea, but suggest you get in quick if you need a ticket if they haven't already sold out. No doubt someone will be along later to update.

Can we at least ask what Licence you're going for. I really ought to do a coaching course myself. Booked a Hants FA one once myself, but the coach didn't turn up!

sni gger

Squad player? Cover for Shaw?

Not bad at all..

I might go for 44 and then cheat. Lot's of pointless posts.. Hmmm, perhaps that technique is already being used!

Touch wood, no! I wouldn't go anyway near Bearsy without protection.. You don't know where he's been.

So have we got all the airports covered? General aviation? Unusual activity in-bound from Italy? Taxi-drivers on the alert. Papparazzi revving their motorbikes?

I'm sorry, they've lost the beer mat.

I presume next week is sold out? I have a season ticket mwaaah hahah....

Well... we certainly don't need to buy a back-up right back!

Merci Art.

:-)

Thanks, TCK, but my house has been left in such a state by the tenant and then incompetence by the housing association in rectifying it that I've effectively written off August as I've had so much unexpected sorting to do. I will be adding my contingent losses though to the HA bill! Do I recall that you teach English? Memory not what it was.. I suggest anybody with ideas PMs me, as a thread has once again gone off the rails. Thanks again to those who have made suggestions, and I'm always up for a beer DP!

Anywhere near Portsmouth or Havant? :-)