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Gosh. So divisive. I'm not weeping. I still think he's way too poor on crosses and distribution - but hey, still good for another year of League One footie, I guess and these polls tend to favour the keepers you 'remember' - for whatever reason... (see also Harte scores but can't defend) Amazed Fonte didn't get in, though. Oozes 'I'm back off to the Championship' class...

Rather than just going pop, I'd prefer them to dribble down the leagues and slip ignominiously from it, thus giving us years of pleasure and laughter. But really I think the OP might have been a piiss take.

Has Skacel signed yet?

well he might if he's sacked...

cheaper to pay off if he fails to get us up again. harsh, but true.

Consultant: M Le Tissier

how long's his contract?

I can quite imagine the picture Gold and Sullivan will paint of a high-flying club in a brand new post-Olympic stadium (which I suspect is half why they're involved) in a bid to lure someone cheap to give them stability, like Pardew.

*hears thousands of hearts bleeding*

Fonte was always class. Lambert I'm not sure about - he says he has under Wilkins et al, but who knows. Why?

And Cardiff manager Dave Jones is a shock contender to replace Gianfranco Zola as West Ham manager, should the Italian leave the club in the summer. Full story: Daily Mirror

Portsmouth's £119m list of debts includes £40 owed to Pukka Pies and 20p to Qatar Airways. Couldn't make it up.

This is the template for Spurs a couple of years down the line. Anyone spot the link?

I'd eat my bed for that.

Rymans expenses for Redknapp's brown envelopes.

Because they're both too good for this league, there will be plenty of suitors and Lambert is getting on a bit.

'Only' £4k a week. What a world.

Bet he was asked already and only didn't go because Zola refused to resign.

I'd be very surprised if we hold onto him. Or Lambert, despite what he told a fan.

Lallana and lambert agents reach for mobiles.

Volcano ash engulfs rest of league.

No Morgan, no win.

Joe?

Fat lady gargling.

The Scooby Doo and Shaaggy movie remake was not going well.