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I'm sure when we played there last (on the Tuesday) the attendance was something like 4.5k and we were responsible for about 2k of that. Just putting things into perspective for the followers of that massive club down the road.

Then believe me when I say Chelsea have been sh*t. Loads of stupidly ambitious shots, most of them blocked or row Z. Yes they've had possession, but done f*ck all with it.

I assume you haven't been watching.

F*cking useless c*nts

Plenty of time for Newcastle to equalise. Not so much time for Chelsea to sort it out. They've been sh*t.

22 passes with lovely skill, finishing with an overhead kick from 45 yards.

Absolute screamer from Baines. 30 yard FK. Lovely.

Liverpool 2 up. Awful game between Chelsea and QPR, neither can keep the ball. Torres shocking. Think I'll switch to a different game. I've got Chelsea and Liverpool to win, and a draw in the other game.

Chelsea should be down to 10. Horrible challenge from Marin.

Cork, very closely followed by Morgan, Lambert and Fonte. Very impressed by how those 4 have stepped up, they look Premier League quality all the way.

They let me down for just over £300, the absolute thunderc*nts.

I still think we need to sign a proper keeper this month. Boruc's kicking is woeful, he can't catch, looks unfit, and has got a really strange attitude for a professional sportsman.

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Feck me, is that what we're charging these days?!

Most of my mates are coupled up and doing their own thing this year, so I was pleased when a mate who's just back from Dubai for a couple of weeks said he's up for doing something decent this year rather than a local pub or a house party with all the same old faces. At 25 and single, I want something more fun than that. We're after good music, plenty of drinking, and hopefully plenty of single women. Train to London tomorrow lunchtime, few beers around town, pre-party at my mate's brother's place in Bethnal Green, then off to Cafe 1001 on Brick Lane which doesn't stop till Tuesday lunchtime. I hope to get lucky and leave well before that, if not then I'll just see how long I last before getting the train back, hopefully in time to get to SMS.

Not that at all. Sh*t atmospheres, plastic fans, £50 a ticket, the ridiculous wages and transfer fees being chucked about, even by sh*t teams. It's not what it was a decade ago.

Forest away - was the first away win of the season for me after about 7 attempts. Millwall away x2. Both brilliant days out, but the league game was on a different level because of the result, and us winning £650 between 5 of us thanks to Rickie's hat trick. Promotion day, from what I can remember of it. The feeling of being back in the prem.... ...which quickly evaporated with the feeling that it's not what it used to be.

Strange post. I was pointing out to Phil that Guly is rubbish in the air in my opinion. I agree that I'd like to see it on the deck more, but saying that Rickie isn't an intelligent footballer is absolute b*llocks.

Guly really isn't good in the air. He scored a couple of decent headers, but when it comes to challenging for a high ball, he's a bottler. He sort of jumps, but never puts his head in where he might get hurt. He won't be in the XI IMO.

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Love him. Absolute top bloke. Best million quid Saints have ever spent.

^^It does make you wonder if he's just been playing for a contract or a move though. It's happened before.

This. Have people forgotten how bad he was? In that run of games - Swansea, QPR, Newcastle, Norwich, we conceded 3 goals that were all his fault, and dropped 4 points because of it.

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Frederici having a decent game TBF. Shocking by Arsenal to give 2 away like that.