John Boy Saint

Boy some stinky performances being put in today - Bednarek - McCarthy - Armstrong - Long - Hoj -

Jeez Hojbjerg stuck a 2nd class stamp on that one!

Ooooo 3 at the back.......................ho hum

piece of p i s s for them!

ah the obligatory 9-0 thrown into the commentary within the minute of the 2nd half

So whats the thinking with Valery and Walker Peters on the bench, if Smallbone is being bulldozed in midfield bring one of them on to allow JWP to slide into the middle?

Zaha has a charmed life man handles the sub who kicked the ball back at him spits too - Sub booked bugger all for Zaha not even a chat with the ref. VAR "Nothing to see here".

Cortese, Nik- nak didn’t like some of the things that were said in the Echo by LM when he had taken up the reins after Markus passed away. Think things went south after the photo of Saints winning the cup was replaced by a painting of a steam loco that was given to Saints by Doncaster Rovers. My chronology might be a tad awry.

Where’s Dalek when we need him?

No Brainer - what took them so long.

Hmmmmmm "Possession Won" what it doesn't say is having won the ball more often than not its suddenly turned into a Baked Spud just out of the oven or a Grenade with the pin out ....................I will add less so since Villa away. Be good to see him put the For Sale signs up by rattling in some goals instead of trying to knock Mrs Miggins false teeth out having smashed the ball into her chops up in row BB

Like I said just a thought, and you are right if they had it they would be nowhere near the team. But rather concerning still that both of them looked like they were blowing out of their backsides after a couple of runs - Obafemi looked like he was a 40 a day chap and had been since the age of 5!

Mrs JBS said she thought both Che and Obafemi both looked knackered within minutes of coming on v Villa and just having a couple of runs - a Customer I saw yesterday who was also at the game on Saturday said the same without prompting. If the rumours about Valery having Glandular Fever are true, it is infectious with a protracted incubation period and generally affects mainly young adults. Who knows. Very strange that the pair of them looked jiggered so quickly. Just a thought

Anthony Taylor on the whistle for this one - another one like Pawson last Saturday who can change with the weather (which looks windy, wet, and cold by the way) - Stuart Attwell will be taking his life in his hands, minding the van full of TV’s outside the stadium in an east London car park. Although VAR is increasingly making the Man in the van and his Assistant almost more important that the Ref running about on the grass.

He’s gotten away with allsorts down through the years, last man, touch felt on Jesus back before he put his hand on his shoulder pretty much the whole Real side would have gone down like they had been hit by a sniper hidden in the floodlights armed with a 50 Caliber rifle loaded with hollow tip bullets if the boot were on the other foot

Excellent - All is well in the World...............(not excellent that you have no life beyond this TSP and UI though )

Errrr??! Has anyone heard from Billy / Glen - He's gone quiet (not that anyone could blame him after Burnley) just hoping he is alright. Sorry to those of you expecting a read of his next installment

He’s been our Kryptonite for ages, so will be no surprise if he does.

Hey Shroppie (re the other thread) I I stand corrected on you standing corrected - Antonio playing in the JWP zone tonight, that said he didn’t look comfortable on the left.

Liverpool look like they just needed to turn up - they look too casual

Have I stepped into the Twilight Zone???!!! First I thought Dark Munster was mucking about yesterday - turns out he wasn’t. Now we have Whelk seeing a new page and re stoking Dark Munsters embers. for those un sure ANDY CARROLL AKA MY LITTLE DONKEY WENT BACK TO NEWCASTLE IN AUGUST LAST YEAR!! So look out for his appearance a week this Saturday in a Newcastle Shirt..

Especially if you are up the back of the away stand........differently bad when you are on the lower tier too, got seats down there 1st season they were there, spent most of the half when we were attacking the other end watching the bloody great big screen as depth perception actually watching the game totally went to pot.

That is a wonky one, as somewhere along the line in a certain context they can switch to what the other should not be. I looked it up only the other day as something I was writing just didn't look right, saw the difference then saw the possible occasion when it could switch and thought - thanks for that internet!

Saw the Doctor this morning, they are a proactive practice, get you in for an MOT and check over before you've gone wonky. Doctor asked how I was, I said I had a spot of sciatica since last Tuesday evening taken a bloody age to go, normally sleep and its gone. Cheeky bugger just said you're getting older and as that happens bits of you just wear out! So its not just "Things that make you feel old", bloody medical professional officially confirming it to you!!

When you look at how one eyed Carragher is in his co- commentary, considering he is a hero of the Blue Few down the road and seemingly a bit mad Claridge does talk some sense, probably why I haven't heard him on Radio 5 of late........guessing he's on that talk squit these days.