Miltonaggro

Lol!...

Exactly! This kind of thing has no place on a internet message board! The best place to advance such a fixation is the real world...

Spot on!

Spotted on Leeds High Street...

Have you every seen Red Dragon? Imagine that but with Charles Hawtrey in a bedsit in Paulsgrove...

Hating Portsmouth is a birthright for many Saints fans, they are not 'skates' they are scum, the original dirty Pompey scum. They've never won a trophy fairly, around the time of WW2 their team was full of players temporarily in the town on national service (poor bastards), and they bought the last cup win by bankrupting and stealing from local businesses / charities. The population of the place is made up of Mockney scumbags who were relocated in the slum clearances that followed the London Blitz, and the generations that have followed have Essex attitude but no style or guile. Over time the true picture of the recent gangsterism and opportunism from officials at the club will come out, but all being well they will have ceased to exist by then. Whenever they feel they are on the 'up' (once ever half century) anything goes, attacking and spitting at Parents with children, posting hate messages on Twitter to a Saints player who had just lost his infant son, or revelling at the prospect of SFC going out of business with the line 'we hope you die soon'. In short, they are easy to hate, and you should hate them too...

It was indeed the Teflon Don. Man of the people...

Marshall, good call too, and would be interesting given the past history with Boruc at Celtic - might add a competitive edge...

John Ruddy would be great and add to the Saints-England group. Would love to see it happen...

Spot on!

Pochettino clearly seeing this game as a write off. Praying for the goal difference - but hope the nipper proves me wrong!

To be fair Houghton was a 90 minute player. 90 mediocre minutes every ****ing game...

Beginning to look like he was made an offer he could refuse. Resign or sack...

Lol!...

Get ready to write out a £50,000,000 cheque, Roman...

The gift that keeps on giving...

Air Malaysia or Tena Lady. Touch of class...

Even if they drop out of the football league it will not be enough. Oblivion might cut it...

Also conclusive proof that we need to extend the stadium!...

ManHampton is a proper name for a mans football club...

Great, this was the one contractual appointment I was waiting for...

There has to be a role for Ian 'Lovejoy' McShane, seeing as he starred in the original 'Saints Movie' Yesterday's Hero. How about McShane as Cortese's father back in Little Sicily in Geneva, Don Shortarso...

Shave, sunglasses and a pashmina, and we may need to sack Glenn Close...

Hollywood Production, seeing as we are commercializing: Joe Pesci, a good call from Goatboy for Cortese; Marcus - John Goodman; Katerina - Glenn Close; Alan Pardew - George Clooney; Nigel Adkins - Jim Carrey; MP - Javier Bardem; Ralph K - Alan Rickman; Rickie Lambert - Sean Bean; Adam Lallana - Jamie Bell; Papa Waigo - Denzil Washington; Jose Fonte - Enrique Eglasias; Mrs Fonte - Jessica Alba; Osvaldo - Johnny Depp; Kelvin Davis - Lee Evans; Roy Hodgson - Ben Kingsley.

Makes Mark Lawrenson look like f*cking Nostradamus!