Miltonaggro

Spot on!

Pochettino clearly seeing this game as a write off. Praying for the goal difference - but hope the nipper proves me wrong!

To be fair Houghton was a 90 minute player. 90 mediocre minutes every ****ing game...

Beginning to look like he was made an offer he could refuse. Resign or sack...

Lol!...

Get ready to write out a £50,000,000 cheque, Roman...

The gift that keeps on giving...

Air Malaysia or Tena Lady. Touch of class...

Even if they drop out of the football league it will not be enough. Oblivion might cut it...

Also conclusive proof that we need to extend the stadium!...

ManHampton is a proper name for a mans football club...

Great, this was the one contractual appointment I was waiting for...

There has to be a role for Ian 'Lovejoy' McShane, seeing as he starred in the original 'Saints Movie' Yesterday's Hero. How about McShane as Cortese's father back in Little Sicily in Geneva, Don Shortarso...

Shave, sunglasses and a pashmina, and we may need to sack Glenn Close...

Hollywood Production, seeing as we are commercializing: Joe Pesci, a good call from Goatboy for Cortese; Marcus - John Goodman; Katerina - Glenn Close; Alan Pardew - George Clooney; Nigel Adkins - Jim Carrey; MP - Javier Bardem; Ralph K - Alan Rickman; Rickie Lambert - Sean Bean; Adam Lallana - Jamie Bell; Papa Waigo - Denzil Washington; Jose Fonte - Enrique Eglasias; Mrs Fonte - Jessica Alba; Osvaldo - Johnny Depp; Kelvin Davis - Lee Evans; Roy Hodgson - Ben Kingsley.

Makes Mark Lawrenson look like f*cking Nostradamus!

Bring back our DWSL 613

Agreed. I think the first sign of 'the great respect' will be a return to stripes over the summer. Win, win...

Certainly worth a shot. Perhaps two...

Had the lot. In the season that McMenemy made him captain he was unplayable!

It would have indeed made a difference, Osvaldo would have chinned Krueger too...

When are Cortese and Wang Jolene swooping? Hopefully before the Head of Swiss Curling joins Krueger as 'D-Fence Advisor' in the summer...

I've heard all future interviews will be conducted via a Hawking voice simulator operated by Jesus Perez. Don't shoot the messenger...

To be honest Gloria went rapidly downhill in the mid-seventies when he got the role on It Aint 'Alf Hot Mum. Bit of a diva...

Can you imagine the cost...