Miltonaggro

Ah, it's a historical name Enskied, from the rich tapestry of our club's heritage - you should at this point remind me that historically the Merseyside sense of humour is also the 'best in the world' - Stan Boardman, Tom O Connor, Alexei Sayle, and Ken Dodd et al! Not to mention Brendon, the master of mirth...

That's the last time he will win anything for the next decade then! But we are sure to hear about it every single day...

Top Ten Man Utd Man City Chelsea Southampton Arsenal Swansea City Tottenham Stoke City Liverpool Everton Down Bournemouth, Watford, Aston Villa Manager of the year Ronald Koeman Player of the year Jordy Clasie Celebrity Big Brother Ed Miliband Euromillions 3, 8, 9, 22, 35, 38

Sammy Lee is the Harrods version of Wally Downes for Saints, part mascot part cheerleader part mentor. He can also see eye to eye with Jordy, which can only be a good thing.

Superb signing, Clasie will be our team's heartbeat, reminds me of Alan Ball in his pomp - rarely wastes a pass, and a right terrier in defence! Onwards...

We need an enforcer in the Guy Askham mould!

I think Koeman is a decent guy who will see out his Saints deal and move on. Seems well suited to the Prem, and would not be surprised to see him stay in England and manage the likes of Liverpool or Spurs.

Wijnaldum would have been a strong signing for us. Have to trust that the Board have some gems lined up...

Les is fast becoming the football equivalent of Neville Chamberlain :-)

A little known fact is that off the pitch for the past six years Nathaniel has been North West Ambassador for MIND UK and Volunteer Patron of the MHTF (The Merseyside Hard of Thinking Forum). All the criticism directed towards him about just moving for the money, flipping like a burger etc. is very wide of the mark, he's moved to be closer to the people he loves, the inbred throng of low intelligence that make Liverpool the bestest club in the world - YNWA...

You can always count on Lollana to stick to his convictions...

With Richard Chaplow and Russell Crowe, the flash bastard!

In That about covers it!...

Amen to that!...

Very good start to the summer, and an absolute steal it appears. More of this please Lesser!...

Man City at home, put your house on it!

If it is, and we've nabbed him for £5m (22 years old, 120 La Liga appearances and recently capped for Spain), it may well be the steal of the summer!

The mutts nuts!...

It does. On average several degrees higher than Newcastle, the English equivalent of Monte Carlo...

Pompeypoofen...

Now then, now then, now then!...

Austin south of £15M would be a relative bargain, and that front four on song would terrorise defences, absolutely terrorise them!

Are those two players, or do they run the dodgems at Southsea fun fair?

If the head of marketing is Joseph Groebbuls, start worrying!

4th July. Tick tock...