Miltonaggro

By Mark 'Norm' Crossley - an unlikely nemesis for MLT!

Indeed, but outside the price bracket we like to shop in...

Surely there is room for Dennis Rofe in this set up?

At 35 we could consider him in the coaching set up perhaps, and part time career development counsellor for wantaway senior players...

Can you imagine the potential for self-pity and projection - he'd be a Shanks for the twenty-first century.

Defoe overpriced and heading towards over the hill, but Begovic is a very good keeper (much more accomplished and reliable than Forster) and Ake is one hell of a prospect - so fair play to the little Cherries for having a good go. The plus is that with Ake going there seemingly without a counter-bid, VVD may well be staying, but the plan will be to partner him with Stephens / Yoshida - could work as long as we don't get a £70m bid in the last week of the window. Tick tock...

He knows Sammy Lee from his time with the Benitez coaching staff at Liverpool, now that would be a popular return...

Very good, but the prawn sandwich brigade wont like it - so passé...

Happy with that. Passionate, well thought of, and looks like he could still do a job at centre back! Welcome mush!

Charlie Austin, bringing up the rear, looks knackered.

Spot on! Remember how the bestest fans on earths reacted when Gerrard wanted to move for money and medals a decade ago - death threats towards him and his family. Lovely club - http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/why-gerrard-did-not-sign-for-chelsea-7187920.html

Self-pity City par excellence!

That just about covers it, have a good weekend!

How much was he charging for extras?

Once again...

Fingers crossed...

As a former inner city PE teacher Les Reed knows an inspirational teacher when he sees one, the government should see sense and make him Minister of Education (plus expenses).

Thanks for breaking the good news Wimborne! Both look superb, home provides a contemporary twist on the Patrick classic, and the black and turquoise / pacific blue (?) away number is also miles better than this year's awful effort.

Superb, and been wanting a return to this for years!

The shat hat...

More likely to be Barry Spunk!

Hilarious...

Ditto, preferably before Countryfile...

I'd volunteer to carry him in a sedan chair, wearing flip-flops...

Lol! Yup...