Miltonaggro

Freddie Starr is on bail, and DLT was arrested this morning...

They realised after signing him that he's only 4ft 6ins tall...

At last a post that hits the nail on the head! I know exactly what you mean...

Tadanari Lee was down for backing vocals but suffered a throat strain in the rehearsal...

Do nothing. I would rely on my legendary motivational skills with the current squad...

He might be coming out, he wants the world to know...

I can remember one match after the Flymo incident when he was paraded on the gantry above the West Stand at half time, I think to remind the crowd who he was. When he played his record was pretty good for an 'attacking midfielder' something like twelve goals in forty games...

Wouldn't mind betting Artur, the fan's favourite, is between the sticks at QPR...

Charlie George. Loved it when he played, but seemed to be perpetually injured / gardening. McMenemy put it well at the time in saying it was like owning a fabulous diamond permanently locked in a safe...

It seems to be the margin of error, which is much tighter than it was when we were previously in the Prem. I think we have too many players who have not played in a top League (England, Italy, Spain) before and that is what is telling. We played bloody well yesterday and I said to my mate five minutes before their goal if we get caught it will be a slip and a sucker punch, and so it was. The players are obviously learning quickly and Ramirez was a role model and focus for the team yesterday, but what I'd give for some experienced nous at centre half and centre midfield...

Bit of a short *rse, be like a younger version of Chris 'the beast' Perry...

This is how I see it, perhaps the biggest disaster would be to remove Adkins and be forced into having to take Hobson's choice ( the likes of Saggy), haggle or wait. It may well be that Cortese's famous connections and negotiation skills are in full swing at the moment, hence Nigel's strained cryptic comment last night...

I'm convinced. Good call...

Greedy w*nker...

That'll do nicely!...

If only it had been £60m, we might have avoided Administration...

He'll go to Spurs, we'll have to make do with Dawson ;-)

This, this, and thrice this. Producing talented players means nothing for SFC if we are unable to retain them...

She looked like Eva Braun...

After Boruc's unprovoked missile attack, did his Afro have a smouldering hole in it like the scouser from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels?...

If John FSC Westwood was in Last of the Summer Wine...

Well done the OP. the thousands of French Restaurants made me crack up too...

Gazza and Mayuka, and the half time team talk ten minutes before kick off...

Excellent summary...

Nice to see the press have already returned to our nickname from our last time in the Prem - Struggling Southampton...