Miltonaggro

A bell end of the highest order, but no Roger Milford, who was about a bad as a Pompey supporting Stevie Wonder...

It's our front quartet at the moment that is killing the opposition, and Puncheon is there on merit - contract announcement in the new year methinks...

Could have been a cricket score. Clean sheet watershed. Brilliant onwards and upwards, we'll beat Norwich now...

These last two games have done the goal difference the power of good. At least one more and a clean sheet please Saints!...

Be fair, it would have been in a dimly lit shed under a thick sheet ;-)

How's the vow of silence going, Oscar?...

I think it was that on average each fan receives £1300 in fraudulent benefit claims. Get Dominic Littlewood on it, he hates ****ing skates...

Rank Xerox, often copied but never surpassed...

Irony, not big in Paulsgrove...

That, or The Reader's Digest Big Book of Quotes...

There is a transient art installation to all Portsmuff fans permanently outside of St Mary's, entitled 'Missed Staffordshire Bull Terrier Sh*t' - it's very moving...

Reading this made me very nostalgic :-)

Fast becoming the Australian Windy Miller...

In terms of intellectual personalities he's more like Brian Cox IMHO...

I think complimentary banners Trousers, bit like the golden jubilee, but reversable in case it goes awry...

I think that the academic qualifications achieved by Nigel were to ensure a familial income inside or outside of football management (as a physiotherapist or in the sports science arena), and for that he should be proud. Not sure that these qualifications have any bearing on his chances of being successful as a top flight manager but it would appear to be unlikely, given the evidence provided by the current incumbents throughout elite sport / elite sport management, let alone football. What it probably does give him is a perspective on the difficulty of life outside the football bubble, and how hard kids have to work over three years at any university to get any degree. My only experience of Salford University alumus was spending a short period many years ago working at the Houses of Parliament alongside a mature student from that institution (on what now would be called an internship, then work experience), an unreformed hippy, who made Neil from the Young Ones look like Roger Moore (voiced by Steve Coogan), he used to ride between Manchester and London at weekends on a motorcyle combination in all weathers and was a malodourous nutcase - to his credit he was a City fan and they were sh*te at the time. I also know that Salford is ranked about 100 out of around 115 UK Universities after a bit of trawling a couple of years ago after being tipped off that an ex tutor of mine had been removed as a Professor at Salford after not stopping doing what he had been doing when I was being tutored by him...

I might commission Brennan to undertake this as the centrepiece for my bin storage area...

He will be their Brian Clough. It's his spirtual home after all...

He might also be keen to keep the home fans on side. Imagine that, a Saints biased ref at SMS...

Boruc has certainly got the ability to be up there with Neimi, but the twin demons of mind and waistline have to be tethered first. Perhaps he needs to feel the love of the fans ;-)

He'll shoe in something about Rodney Marsh and Stan Bowles at some point too, in order to add some historical depth...

Can you imagine a Brennan version of MLT, it would look like something from Mordor...

If anyone can get a group of disinterested overpaid tosspots playing, it's Droopy, unfortunately...

I would like to see one for each stand, and it would have to be Marcus and Le Tissier, with perhaps Micky Channon giving it the windmill. Just don't let Brennan near it...