Miltonaggro

This season Liverpool could get two runners up spots in cups and still secure a top half finish in the league, for an unfashionable club of their size that's a great achievement. Let's not forget that...

Too obvious this one, darling Dalek I would love to get in the EL at the expense of self-pity city, can you imagine the sea of candles...

Need a 5-1 here now to equal WHU and MU on goal difference. COYR!

I think that it's purely down to Ronald Koeman, as I don't think he's a man who is easily influenced or prone to rash decisions. World class player, managed a number of big clubs effectively, strong character, already a multi-millionaire - so I think it will be as much to do with lifestyle as money and greater fame. I'm sure Ron is still ambitious, as he's a winner, but it would take a very attractive proposition, and I think he would love to win something with Saints...

Spawny w*nkers!

It might just work too, the way their fans are if we poop the party by scoring first they might turn quickly. Apart from the Pelle knee in the back we've had nothing from the ref and the officials have missed three Leicester handballs so far, so going to be tight!

You couldn't make it up! Oh I see, they have... C*nts

Apparently they are now boycotting the Southern Evening Echo, and demanding a public Inquiry, chaired by Phil Thompson...

Computer says that he is now good enough, and a bargain at £45m, come on Jurgen, you know you want to...

And to think she was 'Miss Portsmouth' last year...

They should have done one with Wanyama and Mane saying they had both signed contract extensions with a pay cut to fund a statue of Adam Lallana, the patron Saint of Sexit...

Have they started lighting candles for Lovren's Twitter account yet? Can only be a matter of time...

Like a boss!

Very true, allied to the fact that after Osborne's recent budget the price of blow up dolls will have increased with inflation. It's a great time to be a pornographer football club chairman...

Hopefully the chef was a Saints fan...

I think this will be a tight game, 1-1 or 1-0 either way. A win, with momentum, and a top four containing Leicester, Spurs, West Ham and Saints is possible, if not very probable, and as much as I detest Spurs and think WH are gobsh*tes, that would be the best thing to happen in English football for decades!

His clothes brand is awful too, what a total c*nt!

A truly exquisitely beautiful victory against the bin dipping, inbred, gobby, self-pitying history boys. I hope their f*cking bus breaks down halfway up the A34 too, then as they pass Lamberts rented house in Birmingham journeying into the north and the temperature starts to drop the penny starts too, for the three remaining multi-million pound stooges. Not bitter. Not today ;-)

AVB a really good shout, very consistent across his career and win percentage on leaving Spurs was 55%, improved at ZSP. Hope Ron stays though, would be good to have some stability over a longer period, and I'd fancy us for a cup next season or two if he does...

Eddie Hitler...

Scum Community Club 0 - 3 AFC Exiles Long may it continue...

Ref looking bought off at the moment!

This is from Lallana's erotic novel, Fifty Shades of Beard...

Jeff knows what he's doing, good lad! Olomola to come on in injury time to score a last gap winner, celebrated to a chorus of 'One Olomola, there's only one Olomola' to the tune of Guantanamera. Happy days...

They'll have walked over from Weston...