Miltonaggro

Statistics aren't everything. I bet historically Liverpool has had the highest suicide rate, in Europe, if not the world!...

More like maybe (Barmby not Barnes), miss, and meltdown! Positive spin from the Self-Pity City Echo, whatever next?! Hopefully we can stuff them tomorrow so they can get back to the endemic wrist slashing...

Yup! That about sums it up...

An utter disgrace! I would hope that Saints fans, finding themselves in a similar situation would chant 'we are Southampton, we are multiculturally inclusive' whilst ushering civilians onto the train...

The plane Mr Rorke, the plane!...

Bettered only if you could superimpose Lallana and Lovren noshing him off!

If it has to happen I would refer you to my idea for a banner for Anfield on the opening day - Lallana, Lovren, and Lambert's miserable heads vertical, with the legend 'We mugged you, yeah, yeah, yeah!' It's a thought, possibly an infantile one, but it's the thought that counts ;-)

Or at the very least a sex life ending injury!

He will get a well deserved rough ride, if he plays. I hope it causes PTSD and his destiny as Liverpool's new Nick Barmby is unfulfilled. Utter c*nt!

As insane as it sounds, after being in the top four for most of the season on merit, to drop out in the final furlong would be gutting. That said, a fifth place finish above Ted Rodgers and Penochino would soften the blow immensely...

Matsui or Binatone, no pressure...

* beaten

Bloody Spurs beating Arsenal and will go above us if things stay the same. Need a win today - COYR!

Interesting as well as crucial as it removes the 'best' excuse that would be used by any stars agitating and angling for a money move in the summer. It would also certainly give us an indication of what we are up against for the next couple of seasons if we want to become regular features in the top five. I would be ecstatic if we could do it for Koeman first, but also for the myth busting!

This was my first thought too, preparing the ground for sunny climes when the inevitable Levy bullet comes. As a player (in the same position) not fit to polish Koeman's boots, ditto as a manager, and a pitiful disgrace as a man!

Toby by a country mile...

QED - less than 10%, and it's not like watching Brazil...

Spiritual home, and all that...

Here's hoping...

With extortionate pricing like that how do they expect to attract new fans!

Genius! I think we should start a petition to make this dream a vivid reality...

Agree with this! That said, if anyone wants to start a petition to start up an SFC chimpanzee football team, I would happily sign it. We could also get them to do a five a side at half time - hilarious. Win, win...

Bet they choked on their warm orange squash!

The feline equivalent of Alan Cork...

Never liked Bournemouth...