Miltonaggro

Ralph Malph out, David Pleat in! This appointment would put Southampton on the map, particularly Derby Road...

Pleat calls it in a sentence...

Can't listen to Ralph, always puts me in mind of Emo Phillips. Wish we had John Williams or Christian Purslow, or Russ Abbot for that matter...

You might be on to something, I'm sure he was a member of The Drifters in the 80s...

Oh dear. What a pity. Never mind...

Na, na na na na, na na na na Na na na, na na na, na na na na Here comes the Hofstetter, murderer Ralph’s a lyrical gangster, murderer Poch still lives in-a de area, murderer Les a Cock-a-nee chancer, murderer No no Saints don't die, yes we mul-ti-ply Anyone test will hear the fat lady sing Act like you in da know, I know what Bo don't know Touch them up and go, uh-oh! Ch-ch-Chang Chang Here comes the Hofstetter, murderer Ralph’s a lyrical gangster, murderer Poch still lives in-a de area, murderer Les a Cock-a-nee chancer, murderer Extraordinary, a team of eleven loanees in a kit that’s pony Kat’s got money to burn baby, all of the time Cut to fade is me, fade to cut is she Come juggle with me, join the struggle with me - we hate Pompey, we hate Pompey, we hate Pompey...

We will follow Ralph Krueger, Over land and sea (and water), We will follow Ralph Krueger, Til we're playing Pompey...

Les Reed, Pure greed, It's greedy Leslie Reed, When he gets some power, expect sh*t shower, Relegation guaranteed. Sorry if this is a tad pessimistic...

Oops. Bertrand - Bernard, surely lightening couldn't strike twice...

This. With bells on...

This. And hopefully they will both apologise...

It's being disembowelled!...

Truly frightening...

My goodness, that could have been written about Cortese! You know your onions Turkish...

It's incredible to think that at the end of last season fans were discussing the need to add between three and five players to the squad to consolidate and be able to push on. With the sales of first team so far this figure is approaching ten, so virtually a new side now required. The biggest mistake that Lowe made was to think that all football fans were gullible idiots, it seems that Krueger and Reed are cut from the same cloth...

Looking good at the moment...

Tell you what, if we sign De Vrij, Clasie, and Fer, I'll risk the clique! I'll even let Jos join it...

Case of waiting and seeing who Koeman goes for Duncan, but at the moment we haven't signed any Dutch players...

If you want an insight of how this will end with Les at the helm, watch the video of Ceausescu on the balcony...

He's going to be the scouse David Hirst...

Has lied to the fans, and will lie to the fans...

He didn't say 'aiming to win the League', he actually said 'aiming to win the League Cup' - lazy journalism rears it's ugly head once more. This will complement the tradition of success that Spurs have enjoyed over the past quarter of a century, with a League Cup win every decade...

And with it the infamous ego, which Cortese kept in order with his super ego during his tenure! Les's oft mentioned position as the 'football man' on the board is an interesting one - never played a football league game as a player, stepped in to manage Charlton for seven games (one win), otherwise the pre-SFC CV highlight is being on the periphery with the England coaching set up as 'development officer / director' (director for 18 months). Admittedly the career has been spent 'in football' but the tag 'football man' is not how he is seen by professional footballers. Makes Machiavelli look like Norman Wisdom...

Spurs are a bigger club than Saints, but they are nothing like the club they think they are, Levy is completely deluded and this superiority complex has passed to their fans. At a recent public planning meeting regarding their proposed new 56K stadium (on the drawing board for eight years and only recently granted a site), he talked about the club as one of the top ten sides in Europe, when every permutation of stats you see places them between 22-30 - http://www.eurotopfoot.com/gb/progressiongb.php3 In the last 23 years their trophy haul has been limited to two League Cups, and the second of those was six seasons ago. Pochettino is on a hiding to nothing, and thank f*ck for that...

Should have got. Vlaar when he signed for Villa. Uncompromising, experienced, and would be a good addition...