Miltonaggro

He will be the Alan Pardew of League 2, his Ferrari throwing up gravel as he sweeps into the training ground as the players look on in awe / anger / apathy...

The theme should be famous comedians....

Brilliant achievement. I really hope now we turn it on against Stoke to provide a grandstand finish, a good win and tenth and above Fat Sam is still possible - been a crazy season! Proud and relieved whatever happens, but want us to have a right dig in the last game, to be as attractive a proposition to the incoming half dozen superstars as possible ;-)

They'll have to now, will be joining Man U on a 6 year contract. Just been announced...

Thank f*ck for that! Anyone fancy any of the Wigan team to strengthen our Prem squad over the summer?...

Hold fast my proud Welsh beauties...

The Rangel of the dangle. Now Dyer on to clinch it!...

They weren't Saints fans, it was Nigel Farage being egged on by Jeremy Kyle. Farage has been ****ed for 48 hours...

Bale is the face of broken Britain...

And he had a semi on afterwards. Disrespectful to be honest...

If he had a testimonial I doubt he would get in the squad!...

12th...

Tena Lady. Touch of originality and class...

No contest, we finished runners up and Saints fans are the only ones that remember. Pot every time...

Budgie after Shilton was like watching the Chuckle Brothers take over from Jeremy Paxman on Newsnight...

Didn't like any of the SLH World of Sport kits to be honest - should have spent the extra loot and got ProStar...

Bally was the metronome in that great Saints side of the late 70s early 80s, tough little player with a great footballing brain who got the best out of Stevie Williams and Matt Le Tiss. Bit of a character too:

They are so thick that the thread reads like a schizophrenic Trigger listening to the voices in his head whilst spinning on a roundabout...

A good point Adrian! I was sat next to a woman at SMS recently and she came over all 'Mr Darcy' and fainted after Poch bent over to retrieve a water bottle in the technical area. This was the same baggage that threw up into her handbag when Nigel's false teeth fell out whilst shouting instructions versus Wigan. This is what we have to look forward to...

Small division 4 club on the south coast near Fareham...

I've heard he's doubling up with salsa dancing lessons and that he will be reciting Shakespeare and dancing the cha cha cha with Louis Spence at half time in the Ted Bates Trophy match. That should appease the doubters...

Don't worry chaps, they've got this chance and then it will be curtains. Div 4 is a kickers league and their lightweight side will get hammered. Just wait to see where they are come the new year and how many shaved chimps are paying to watch them. Liquidation is hanging over the hole like the Sword of Damacles...

Disbanded long before then. Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely...

The is Poch's favourite Argentinian tango tackle - the poise, the passion, the penalty...

Fishlock all the way, great footballer and a disgusting judo hold!...