Miltonaggro

Even that's optimistic, it will be like the killing fields next month...

Mark my words (and I have been saying it for some time) Nigel Adkins will be remembered as the Birkenhead Brian Clough...

Ditto, ditto, and thrice ditto...

Clotterill sacked today too - the leprosy is contagious. Wonder how long it will take for Gollum to walk?...

I wonder if Dineage can put together a montage of Pompey's finest on Meridian with 'who's gonna drive you home' as the backing track. It would be very moving...

I hope that they get the food court in Westquay sorted before he looks around. Could be the deal breaker...

That would seem to be the course of things now. In one respect it might be a shame if we miss out on decent players, but so much is rotten in this area of football that it's heartening to see the club taking a stand. It will all come out in the wash...

Offer them £600K and they would bite our hands off...

Officially, he is strawberry blonde...

This is basically what I've been told this evening from a Rangers supporting mate. In his words, box to box, totally committed and a natural leader. He also said that he doesn't score many goals, but links up well with attackers. Great engine also, and will keep running to final whistle. Could finally be the midfield general we've been crying out for. Great signing...

All the best Whitey, get well soon and stay off the pork scratchings...

We would be 13th on the bona fide list...

Bucks Fizz - a flirtation with Europe in the 80s followed by a coach crash, then gentle rehabilitation and recovery...

Viva le T shirt...

Arise Sir Rickie of Lamberton...

Everything's Premier at Premier Inn - except the accomodation, food, and service...

As a young boy Nicola Cortese was thought to have Tourettes syndrome until an exorcism was performed on him by Joe Dolce...

No, I meant the Fens. That shows the geographical scope of their catchment area...

This. Also their catchment area is massive' potentially the Barcelona of the Fens...

It looks like all the rumours about Lambert falling out with Adkins are true. Cortese must act fast and sell Lambert to Chelsea before they buy Hulk, and sack Adkins to bring in Di Matteo with Dalglish as DOF. It's the only was to emerge from this situation with any dignity...

I am devastated by this exclusive news and it has ruined my jubilee bank holiday. To be honest, it was only a matter of time before our stars were picked off by the giants, nothing ever changes. Cortese out!...

I prefer to keep my faith in the Spirit of Southampton...

This would be a good omen as the last time we were promoted to the top flight we had a ginger ninja fighting it out for the keepers jersey. QED If we sign Bogdan we will stay in the Prem for at least 27 years...

My prediction is 12th, the Southampton way...

We live in hope...