Miltonaggro

If John FSC Westwood was in Last of the Summer Wine...

Well done the OP. the thousands of French Restaurants made me crack up too...

Gazza and Mayuka, and the half time team talk ten minutes before kick off...

Excellent summary...

Nice to see the press have already returned to our nickname from our last time in the Prem - Struggling Southampton...

Remember Barry Bulsara... I'm going for 2-2 too...

It's ridiculous really, and smacks of the big time Charlie culture. I heard that Reed tried to make light of it but once the song started he did the full Chevy and had even brought his own trumpet. Him and Mayuka had already done The Obvious Child and Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes before Adkins intervened. This is when the Davis debacle occurred as Reeds elongated trumpet solo had taken 20 minutes. Not sure if there is any truth in it, but I heard a further rumour that at the next training session Cortese turned up dressed as Prince, which went down like a lead balloon...

This is the kind of thing that is undermining the club! I've heard that rumour too, and Reed and Mayuka are both major Paul Simon fans - it's bare faced favouritism like this that pollutes team spirit...

Which of the new players does this apply to, can't say I've noticed it?...

That's a bit like asking whether you'd prefer to be sexually assaulted by Gary Glitter or Jimmy Savile...

The way things are going Jaidi should keep hold of them as he might get a game soon...

Lol, or indeed Les Dennis, at least he would fit in...

We all thought that the Villa game was the watershed, so this team must win against Spurs, reflect and learn, and stop making silly mistakes...

Pretty much this methinks, which means if NA gets the push a Benitez type appointment will have to be allowed to make all of the critical decisions. A lot of managers with senior reputations have clauses on selection and transfer dealings written into their contract terms. The role of Reed is interesting, as he is very much a Marmite character in the game, and may effect who might be willing to adapt to the Saints way...

Could see Curbishley because of Reed, and his record is very good. Could see Hoddle as he is seen as innovative and able to adapt to a 'continental' set up, but think if NA gets the push it will be an Italian with Serie A pedigree as a manager...

Note, 53 likes and ONLY 3 dislikes, two of which must be MLT and David Luker. Stylish, popular, and ruthless - like Nero ;-)

This is rather lovely, even the voice and sartorials are a good match (possibly a black Fiorucci shirt with pointy collars would have nailed it completely) :-)

The video shows just how good Beattie was, and how good that Strachan side was on the break. The old adage that when you get chances in the Prem you have to take them is pertinent, and Beattie was a bit of a dab hand...

Bit sexist, Alps. Watch you don't get fined or indeed, crucified...

Derek Acorah as Director of Football and Spiritualism (of Southampton)...

To be fair Hitler was a bit of a cvnt...

Apparently footage is emerging from the tunnel which clearly shows a group of Serbians repeatedly kicking the elderly England Tea Lady up the a*se as she attempts to wheel her trolley into the away dressing room - further disgrace, ageist and sexist, two qualities that are endemic in Serbian society! Serbia's most popular movie of all time is Logan's Run! Disgusting...

Give him a chance, it's the weekend and he's been on the Tennants and glue, probably can only pronounce his A's at the moment. Bowl of porridge and some domestic violence tomorrow morning and he'll be as right as rain...

Forget the politics of this thread CB, you need to get on Dragon's Den ;-)

In a nutshell. Perhaps the answer to our stadium expansion is to go for the fundamentalist religion dollar, it's a thought...