Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Good stuff. Does that mean he was shopping in IKEA after all? Be interesting to find out whether he bought a trophy cabinet to put this promotion medal in...

I for one hope you're right about who the new arrivals are, if there are to be any!

Will you be camping out at Staplewood to provide updates on the new boys as they arrive?

I'm kind of hoping for Saints looking Sharp! Knowing our luck, instead of Saints get Sordell, we'll get Saints get sod all...

Lol! & I'm sure he has little proper impact on the match or new signings. As long as he comes up with a catchy headline for our new superstar striker, that's all he needs to worry about.

Came from Mirror/People journo Alan Nixon. Midlands journo John Percy has now supposedly also confirmed he's coming to us on Twitter but haven't found that Tweet. Suspect we'll get an announcement tomorrow, if there's anything in this.

Gonna say it now & ready for the vitriol: would rather sign Sharp than Hooper. Can just see him working better with Lambo. Really hope he picks us over Reading & hope fact he was in IKEA in So'ton is a plus for us!!

Doesn't reconcile with this "feckin huge" bid Alan Nixon has mentioned for Hooper though? Gonna be a long 2.5 days til the window closes...

FL_rumours on Twitter suggesting we're after Carlton Cole. Lol.

Great.

Nothing about Danny Collins then? Thought that was all done bar the shouting according to that journo? Wonder who the players we missed out on are? Usual suspects like Sharp or Hooper or other more obscure targets? Good that Jose is back for Tuesday.

Wonder if Barney's return from injury means we'll abandon our striker search? Maybe we were waiting to assess his fitness before confirming any deal for Sharp?

Full on back up then. Good stuff.

As a left sided CB, might suggest Jos' injury is worse than first thought? Guess it would depend on the length of the loan.

In on loan from Stoke according to Alan Nixon the Mirror journo. Centre half or LEFT BACK!

Does this mean Billy Sharp will be in the crowd again tomorrow?

Jonathan Forte has apparently gone out to Notts Co. on loan for the rest of the season. Clearing some space? Edit - confirmed: http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2590766,00.html

If anyone from here is going then you need to get NC w*nkered & ask the questions we need answers on: 1) what he really thinks of Puncheon 2) who we're planning to buy before next Tuesday (Sharp, a CB etc) 3) how much we actually bid for Hooper 4) whether Lee is here for his football or to improve marketing in Asia 5) Lee's missus, would he? 6) has he ever had a poo at SMS Probably covered it all unless anyone else has any thoughts?

Never had a dump at SMS but my 5 year old has. Even at 5, he's achieving more than I ever have and I am living the dream through him.

Been given squad no. 42 according to Jordan Sibley on Twitter, which he wore successfully at Blackpool and not so successfully at QPR. Hope it allows him to show his Blackpool form at SMS!

Yup.

On the Donny forum, VSC, they seem convinced the Mirror knows what's what at the Keepmoat. I reckon his info is all from the Donny side.

Could be true. If we bid Tuesday or before & that was the only bid since Leicester, they've received no NEW bids...

Still not seen a better chant than "Lee will, Lee will rock you!" from whoever came up with that.

So it's traditional Twitter information then. Next thing you'll tell me Forte's not going to Brighton for £1m...