Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Scored a goal too so hopefully he'll be fine for next Saturday.

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/20151027-gaston-ramirez-pre-southampton-aston-villa-cup-2768644.aspx The right attitude but has to be matched by the right application now. If Gaston's aim is genuinely to stay, fight & win a place in the team then good luck to him, i say. Can only be beneficial for us.

Won't be long before Arsenal will be making a complaint against Saints, under the Trade Descriptions Act, as they thought they were buying a top flight defender when they bought Chambers...

Really starting to like this guy. Good going forward, decent in defence - one excellent block yesterday in particular - and willing to put himself on the line, especially with that head wound at the moment. Think we may have traded up on Clyne.

These would be my personal favourites on this subject...

Oh, Mourinho! First thought from the title was Fonte! I wondered what he'd done. As for Jose M., it'll all just add to his sense of persecution and injustice.

I think when Pellè shoots sometimes the shots are horrendous because he looks to strike the ball hard all the time. Rarely does he use finesse when shooting &, unless he catches it perfectly, it can look bad. Not got a problem with this because if he does strike it well, it causes problems for a keeper.

He's a sly one that Louis. I wonder what Coleen will think?

Send the image to Crimewatch, looks like he must've done something...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/celtic-write-fans-reminding-wash-6451792 Have Fraser, Big Vic and Virgil run screaming away from Glasgow due to smelly fans???

Is that a quote from Gazza when an opponent shoots? Sorry...

Or maybe 2 centre backs with Maya in one of the full back positions?

After seeing those images of Ronald and Erwin in drag, this could be anything...

The cack box?

Excellent, thanks. Will I still need to F5 until 6pm or is that us done now?

Could do with a K,Billy or Guan pre-official announcement post to wrap this one up nicely. Chaps?

Clasie out for a bit longer than expected according to Mikos Gouka.

It's a laugh? Weather wasn't great for the photos maybe? Makes a better story if it's done on the last day too.

But has he travelled down? Is it all done bar the final fee? Can't imagine Celtic would be bringing in replacements if it wasn't all but done.

Confirmed now by official Saints Twitter: CONFIRMED: Emmanuel Mayuka has joined French side @FCMetz_officiel on a permanent basis. #saintsfc pic.twitter.com/a97xwR7TxO

Odegaard

So Man U have bid 100 million Euros for Gareth Gates? Desperate...

There is a serious lack of quality English players a the moment looking at that squad. Average and zero chance of winning the Euros.

BREAKING NEWS... Virgil Van Dijk will fly out to London tomorrow to hold contract talks with Southampton. 1/2 Fee of around £10.5m + 15% sell on fee has been agreed by both clubs. 2/2 From a Twitter 'source' called CelticTransferTalk...

Oh absolutely. And means we aren't constrained by the window and Koeman could be more definite. Far from my preferred option due to lack of immediate availability and question marks as to how long he'd take to be fully up to speed anyway.