Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

What about using I can't get no satisfaction, another Stones classic which might appeal to our Stones loving striker? You ain't got no, Dani Osvaldo, You ain't got no, Dani Osvaldo, And he'll score & he'll score & he'll score & he'll score, Osvaldo, Dani Osvaldo!

Can a long ball be a long pass along the ground? Seen Morgan do (& Big Vic try!) that those a number of times to release Osvaldo or Lallana.

Didn't he nearly sign for us when he left Celtic?

S'alright, I suppose.

Double post.

If thats the deal, some may consider it worth it...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23811929 Paul Canoville, 11 children by 10 women! Now that's scoring prowess! An interesting 'stat' amongst the tale of hideous abuse he was subjected to during the 80s in addition to the other major issues he's encountered throughout his life. Puts Dani's child producing abilities in the shade...

http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/espnfcunited/id/6474?cc=5739 3 children by 2 mothers according to this...

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/10699552.Kevin_Phillips__I_shouldn_t_have_celebrated_my_winner_at_St_Mary_s/?ref=mr Kevin Phillips trying to make amends again. Will probably be his last game at SMS and I, for one, always appreciated his effort whilst here. Should we let bygones be bygones and give him a warm send off? If we can do it for Michael Owen surely we can do it for someone who played for us?

Just checking you really are the nuts, Dejan.

As disappointed as I was last week, I am proud this. Excellent performance, disciplined, well drilled but with quality and ability all over the pitch. Osvaldo is getting closer to that 1st goal and I have a feeling he will go on a run when he gets it. Lovren is just what our defence needed and whilst Wanyama's passing can sometimes disappoint, his destructive work when the opposition have the ball is impressive too. Now we need to convert some of our chances at home and capitalise on this win by beating Palace midweek.

Well you should. Greg Dyke says we should win this one.

Not good. Complete inability to fashion decent chances and our most creative player left on the bench. Set pieces poor too and 4 games now without a goal from open play.

I'm guessing his return to the fold is due to us letting Puncheon go?

Thought Lambert did ok with what he was given. The service into him was poor as was the movement around him. Held it up particularly well in the first half when there were runners around him, no hope in the second when they stopped making the runs to protect what we had. Should we get to Brazil, I still think he offers more to the team than Andy Carroll or other so called target men.

Great. So when Barca ring to offer us Messi there will be no f**ker there to take the call.

None.

Christ, that's even more pace we lack now. Must be keeping hold of Jonno Quick.

Is she/he the only one who can operate the fax machine?

Is that from Monk?

Maybe that's who Sky were expecting and now that's why there will be no deals today? If true, wonder if a deal could be resurrected?

Eh? That's not the news we wanted. Need THEVMAN to clear this one up for us, on way or another, methinks.

See, that what happens when you work at home AND try to follow deadline day. I lost focus. Still, only 20 mins work time left and I can devote my time properly.

Darn it. Beaten to the gag...

Maybe he IS Monk....