Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Worked for Puncheon. Sign him up.

That's better. An offer which says "here's a big pile of cash Pablo, you've got 48 hours to sign up or you can p*ss off" and we move on.

How lucky Nicky C is holidaying right outside Osvaldo's house carrying nothing but a contract and a pen in his case.

Is there a limit to how many times you can watch that goal before it becomes creepy?

Does this mean we are not selling Rickie to Reading then?

Got no words suitable. F**king legend comes close though.

OMG! 2 mins 45 seconds. Legend.

Surely 1 goal Welbeck will save us? Or maybe 15 goal Lambo would be a better bet. What d'ya reckon Roy???

Never thought I'd ever see that said about little old Saints...

Knowing our luck, Gaston and Maya will collide in such a way that they're both out injured for the season...

Sounds promising. Maybe ties in with the Wednesday deadline thing?

Wasn't the speculation over the weekend that we'd set a deadline of Wednesday on this? Not sure whether that was for an answer or the deal to be done?

Any. Transfer. News? Or is this the 'have a go at Danny Fox' thread now? Just so's I know in future like.

Wonder if our offer will become more tempting the closer we get to the end of the window.

Yes, cos the Catholic church doesn't tolerate sexual abuse.

Was this before or after we signed Lovren? I'm hoping after...

Any murmurs from around the ground today about any impending business? I was there but didn't even hear a sniff of a rumour.

Ha ha ha. That's dreadful.. T**ts.

Well. Over. Due. Great stuff!

Marian's goals vs Everton. Pure relief at staying up.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-city-transfers-scott-sinclair-2131809?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter Scott Sinclair apparently looking for a permanent move not a loan somewhere. Get it done Mr Cortese!

Apparently, when you buy an item of "Guly-wear", you are contractually obliged to wear it for 15 mins every match day.

Be careful, you reap what you sow...

Guly. If he'd played better last season, better players would want to join us.

I'm IKT and I know nothing on this one.