Weston Super Saint

Or 'cervical screening here today'.

Emu

Some bloke called Gianni B?

Janny don't be quite so shit is probably the best we can hope for.

Apart from the fact that 'staying at Southampton' triggered mental health issues. Coming back is obviously going to make that so much better Edit - seen your edit and understand you were being as sarcastic as me 😉

I know I am, over the moon

Yes. But we had to use a plane to tow it. Skates are on a different level with this one.

Of course he did. That way he doesn't admit that it's the same player we finally got rid of. Easier to fool your own mind if you call him something different.

But sadly, all we'll get is back to reality.

Fair play though, managing to get that printed on the clouds is a top effort.

Police

Wallpaper for number 10?

Would you rather have 3 changes at the same time or stick with Ralph's reluctance to make a sub at all?

Sexual

Ralph begs to differ.

Shouldn't those have been SR's words when we were considering signing Jones?

I can't make my mind up whether it's all the noobs in the gym in January, getting in the way and clearly not knowing what they are doing, or the fact that I know they won't be there in Feb / March that annoys me the most.

So they should have been playing from the start?

dinner

SR - please, please, please, don't bother to buy any more players. There really doesn't seem any point in spending millions and millions of pounds on new players if we are just going to continue playing the same old shit players.

Could be a complete stab in the dark, but maybe it's because he is Welsh?

Let the good times roll 🤷‍♂️

When you're a high performer, you just know

I'd settle for someone with the tactical nous and ability to recognise that when Che is one on one with the keeper inside the box, they should be running faster than a fucking gazelle being chased across the plains to tap in the inevitable rebound off the keeper's legs. Should be worth 8-10 goals a season....

I can take it or leave it and it's been like that for about 15 years now. I don't class myself as tea total as I usually have 3 or 4 'benders' every year (the worst kind of drinking, but meh!). We don't drink at home and even when we go out for a meal we will rarely have anything other than soft drinks. The benefits of not drinking far outweigh the temporary 'high' of getting pissed and the hangovers tend to take two days to recover from these days!