Weston Super Saint

I presume it was be too.

Another thing we're sh1t at. Even Stoke are beating us

I'm on a tracker as I'm not tied to any mortgage. If they look like they're gonna rise big style, I'll get a fixed rate In the meantime, happy to gloat!

In before the lock

I think he was saying that because people get frightened when bullets are fired at them, they shouldn't work under the sea in a submarine.

Alf Garnett?

Del Boy?

Does he change the sets?

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Not to mention that most banks / building societies would have borrowed the money they lent out at rates between 4% and 6%. I can understand why they are not jumping at the chance to make a loss of 1.5% to 3% on other people's mortgages and go bust. Still, it's good to know you guys are subsidising my tracker mortgage!

Great news. Should be done and dusted by next Friday then

Too slow?

Apparently not much has changed, but they live under water. Oh and my great great great granddaughter is pretty fine

Weren't you told this about 10 days ago?

He's now got a whopper of a holiday, as he doesn't even move in to the White House until January. Is he on gardening leave?

You could argue that technological advances have diminished the amount of human input needed???

A few things..... No one with a big beard gets served in my pub. EVERYONE gets ID'd. Trading standards don't give a monkey's how old people are, as long as they are buying what is advertised. I never serve ANYONE - you don't buy a cat and have a fit yourself do you?

In my thoughts it's a really deep pond and you have breeze blocks tied to ankles and wrists. Oh and INS's cat attached to you in a black bin bag.

They sound like American humor to me.

Yep, people like me with far more disposable income driving up the price of consumer goods

I always find a letter sent recorded delivery to the Chairman / Chief Executive gets the desired result

Corpse, have you got a date yet for your new takeover, or are we still in the wait and see stage?

Army and Navy officers in dissing the RAF non shocker.

G) Ze Germans H) Ze Russians I) Ze Americans