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Breaking news: Police make arrests as Lowe supporters riot having not understood "pedalo" in his anti-migrant cries.
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VA's last 15 minutes mirrored LBC's opening 15. Both defences needed to head clear to avoid easy head ins from incoming attackers, and both put in a shot that brought out a save. As one of the League favourites , VA won't be striking terror into too many from that opening performance. Both sides' final deliveries and shots were well below where they should be. There wasn't much in the way of good passing moves, with LBC probably coming out on top there. VA can look to finishing the stronger, but still need to gel and improve. Rento had a fairly lively 10 mins or so. He looked quicker than most, and nearly put a ball across the face of goal for a tap in. We'll be seeing more of him in upcoming games.
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They are installed in all French grounds, as every one of their forums has a pantalon. π
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Good way of describing it. I saw a leisurely 20 minutes, with neither 'keeper troubled. LBC having marginally the better of it. They had a header that needed to be cleared. They also had a dangerous free kick. It went off the wall and the follow up is now part of the French Space Program. VA had a shot from distance and a looping long range effort that the 'keeper had covered and put over. VA offside quite a bit. They were too busy sulking about one of them as LBC launched an attack. Hopefully VA decide to turn up a bit more for the second 45.
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I tuned in on 25mins, with the clock still going, only to find someone had stolen the players! ... Drinks break. π
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SOG can regale them with his workplace story of how he did nothing while his boss made jokes about squirting breast milk. He's a danger to every bandwagon he jumps on.
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Thanks for the table update, Turkish. Since The Guardian seems to want to harvest lots of data, before letting me read anything, I've been relying on SOG's post to find out what to be outraged at.
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Just the scowly expression that Baz is a master of. π
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The Starmer Years - Can The New Broom Sweep Clean?
Holmes_and_Watson replied to sadoldgit's topic in The Lounge
Saints certainly managed to cut my rate of interest last season. π -
I remember the days before AI invaded SaintsWeb. Back then, we weren't divided into the awesome, witty, national treasures who made top ten lists and...whatever comprised that other lot. π I remember the day after that, when everyone realised it really hadn't changed anything, just given posters one more thing to wind each other up about.
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The Horticultural Thread for Club Plants (Split)
Holmes_and_Watson replied to ally_uk's topic in The Saints
Of course, it could just be that theyβreβ¦ well-adjusted. π Who let a well-adjusted person join?! -
Remember my post on Skynet? Didn't stop to think what might have pushed it over the edge? π
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Obviously, I'll be leveraging these AI results to get paid for my posts and [The rest of this post has been deleted by @Lighthouse: Mod and Number One on the Top Ten Posters on SaintsWeb (Overall), and don't you forget it.]
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I'm glad none of the rest of us were frustrated, exasperated or disappointed enough with our relegations to put up mild posts on the match threads. π
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It's come a long way, but AI clearly not sophisticated enough to understand Turkish. But on the plus side, despite being exposed to the worst of humanity, ChatGPT is too innocent to believe that CB Fry's scorn is 100% genuine. π
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Based on this thread, I have decided to embrace Skynet and its AIs, safe in the knowledge that nothing can go wrong. π
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I'm sure that, like that list of hard done to fans left out Liverpool, this list left you out to give the rest of us a chance. π
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It forgot to mention my modesty at allowing 2 posters to be above me. π With this and being "the cerebral, witty, and engaging presence people enjoy," I'm considering retiring, as it's all downhill from here. π I guess I'll return to my old position of designing ChatGPT algorithms...drat...outed myself...π
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Chat GPT says... From what Iβve seen of Stripey McStripe Shirt, they are delusional. π
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Considering I'm actually Katie Hopkins and Tommy Robinson (when out on day release) I think I fooled Chat GPT pretty well. π Thanks for that Hypo. I'd have been delighted with any of the alternates too. Plenty of other good picks for folk, like Bill Bailey and David Mitchell. Seems odd to be more Fry than CB. And I thought Trousers would have to be Bill Murray. I guess he's got to go on some elaborate time loop for that to happen.
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I guess I'm just more interested at the moment, to see how it works out for Martin. Rangers have been on a fair bit too. I did catch Nathan's playoff games and some of Selles with Reading if it helps restore the balance a bit.
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When the rest of the world has the same perception of you...it's the rest of the world's fault. - Welcome to SOGLand
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Gosh! Am I off your huff list? None of your questions is at all relevant to your post. "We have been told on this thread that any criticism of Netanyahu, his government, the IDF, or any Israeli in general is anti-Semitic. What does that make the Israeli gentlemen who signed the letter above to Trump?" The above is untrue. As has been explained to you on numerous occasions. A quick look at the posts will show plenty of criticism of various actions. The look will also show posters telling you that variations of your above post don't reflect their experience on the board. Repeating the same claim, and trying to deflect into whataboutery doesn't work. But no doubt we'll be having to explain this to you yet again shortly.
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Dear clubs, Even if it means getting thumped every week, step forward if you'd like a season of PL cash, then parachute pennies to transform your club.