Stripey McStripe Shirt

Ball boy pissing off Boro players. Bit of a prat, but good lad. Sky commentators banging on about us being kicked out of the play offs again.

SPORTING SANCTIONS NOW!!!!!!!

To be fair, he's not. He has got most things right (bar the Azaz yellow).

I love Leo but he can be infuriating. Right decision there unfortunately.

Brilliant tackle from Azaz. Gets a yellow. Was just about to praise the ref for having a good game.

Sky desperately scraping the barrel to find a reason for Stewart's goal to be disallowed.

Genuinely no idea what word you're thinking of.

Scienza is going full on Pele in Escape to Victory mode.

Completely guessing, but assuming THB said something about Ayling's speech impediment. How the other Boro players presumably all heard it is anyone's guess given how loud it is.

The Boro manager seems like a right odious little twerp and not in the "I probably wouldn't mind him if he was our manager" kind of way.

Did they do their photoshoot in the dark so we can't see them?

Presumably by buying the kit, we've helped them financially.

What do you think a "he said, she said" fanny waving contest between the Echo and the northern equivalent would achieve?

Journalists standing outside Downing Street shouting inane questions at anyone that walks by. If they just asked a more normal question, you never know, someone might stop to bother giving them the time of day (well, they wouldn't, but hopefully you get the point). "Can you believe it's come to this?!" "IS KEIR FINISHED HERE?!" Etc

Based on their fans at the weekend, is it possible that the rogue employee just thought he was at the zoo?

I'm no fan of Spurs and would love it if they go down. However, that save from Kinsky at the end was world class and on a human level I'm quite pleased for the guy given what happened in the Champions League earlier in the season.

They'd have had more privacy in a tent than a public hotel I guess.

Don't give the EFL the idea of implementing a third place play-off for the play-offs...

Had a great time testing my new drone last week.

Is it possible Sunak was in on it when he was PM?

Scandalous, I agree. The whole sorry saga should be known as Watergategate.

Off day, but he'll come good again Tuesday.

All of them? Blimey!

Diane Abbot for PM!

Hard to disagree with any of this.