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HELP! can someone point me in the right direction? I have tried googleing the court numbers but cant find anything. Some forums reckon arrys got 13 weeks of bird! Any help would be most appreciated. I am more than happy to send this viral...

Do they still owe us £35 large? FFS

The thick skates just do not get it... dont try and ask for a moral view/stand-point, you just wont get any level of consideration at all. I would be absolutely devastated if my club acted in this way, and simply stunned if it continued. From Milan to Vladimir, the blue phew have embraced criminality and general despicable behaviour all the way. You have been whored around the likes of Serbia, Arabia, Russia, Isreal, Dubai, Lithuania et al and they dont wear protection... the dirty cheating ****ing skate bastards are a DISEASE This latest mafia esque robbery of H&W really tops it off, how low can you really go... not much lower before they are bullying local pub teams out of there post match beer kitty - Roman and Vladimir will order a vodka each, place the revolvers on the table, and do the Devonshire Arms for all its got... then burn it down probably.

Very well put,

Islam rule encourages the second class treatment of women, Sharia would probably hear Delldays dubious dispute, and order the woman to be stoned to death inshallah as she would be some considered 'a whore'. Islam/Sharia stands idly by as men rape women, then the women is penalised if she cannot find sufficient male witnesses... her voice alone has no meaning. Do we really want dirty, barbaric, desperate, violent Sharia laws pushed into our great country? No, absolutely not! Will we get it? Yes IMO, over the next decade or so, as Islam conquers Europe not by terror and extremism, but by sheer mother ****ing numbers! I will be long gone by then, to a nice, unspoilt westernised land (if they havnt ruined them all by then!)... You daft crusaders

That is utterly desperate and quite disgusting. That will pay for Ben Haim for a whole morning... Pathetic, cesspit of a club, and quite right Saints would never behave like this with a neighbour club such as Eastleigh (although we kicked the bompey chairmens arse when he ducked on his champagne bill!) Honestly, that article is just awful... doing your local minows for a couple of grand? ****ing cowboys they need to be shut down asap... How about they pass on the couple of grand to the childrens cancer charities they have screwed over, or St.Johns ambulance. Maybe take Terry the builder out for lunch to help make up for folding his business for him. In fact, I guess St.Johns ambulance were all organised and set up for the friendly game so they would be out of pocket due to pompeys logistical **** ups... So Havant and Waterloo save pompeys arses then pompey bully them out of the revenue, overseen by the FAs HEAD OF FOOTBALL INTEGRITY!!!!! UTTER SCUM

just been reminising on days gone by... ah, innocent times I awoke after a heavy night with moist and greasy lips, as I rollled to one side i felt a bump under the sheets, had a look down and pulled out a bowl of perfectly peeled, but unboiled (let alone cooked) potatos sliced into wedges... then looked up a little and between the two pillows to find a full tub of margarine with two or three of my raw wedges dunked in it, all with bite marks... a tasty treat indeed! Another time, at about 6-7am after a night on it, we were drinking 85%(volume!) absinthe with a twist. The twist being we did a shot in each eye... I thought I was blind at first, but after about 15 minutes of tears and pain the sight started to return. We knew then we would have to drink it traditionally for the rest of the session. Shortly after getting some sight back, I cut my mate Reeces hair with a jigsaw, although he already had a crew cut - that was a little hairy after all that absinthe!... By then the neighbours were out in the street in theyre dressing gowns screaming 'what the **** is going on etc', to which I got my friend ASBO to lean out the window (he took a lot of acid, and looked very, VERY disturbing) to lean out of the window with the jigsaw and introduce himself as their new nieghbour! Shortly afterwards I attempted to surf across the roof of my dilapedated shed, which promptly collapsed with me falling badly on one leg and tearing a few ligaments... fortunately the world cup/euros were on and I had some sympathetic lesbian house mates who were happy to pick up some beers and make me food... I ****ing loved that year of my life! Woke up in Germany once without a return ticket and no money - took three and a half days to get home! Time for a beer.

Look at your custodians you dirty little skate, this is why we cant take you seriously... because you took this lot seriously! Go diving fotr

Pahahahahahahahaha When Saints were facing tight schedules in league one due to game postponements etc... Markus Liebherr chartered private jets for us! I say us, I mean the first team... Dubious and Limpitt did a runner from your lads! What a joke of a club! I remember Cotteroll banging on about how his US tour would be a smooth operation now that he is in control! His has demonstrated fantastic organisational skills here by arranging transport with no scope for delays or problems whatsoever... still, at least there were only 17 supporters, the usual away following numbers.

1/5 divorces cite facebook as key factor in the break down. Reports of deaths and fits from youths in online gaming: http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005-11/01/content_3714003.htm http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1086700/Boy-goes-convulsions-playing-World-Warcraft-24-hours-straight.html And now we have this 16 year old lad from a Christian background being convicted of this horrible and insane murder, which was connived through facebook smilies and emoticons amougnst his piers: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019409/Joshua-Davies-16-dared-Facebook-friends-murder-Rebecca-Aylward.html#ixzz1TK32SkSk I found this video which certainly made me feel a bit silly about social networking, I think Gardiner puts the point across very well: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UouP8cRYZ8&feature=player_embedded#at=347 Has society become stronger or weaker since the emergence of the online world?

Bit of an odd holiday destination!.. I wonder this too, however I suspect that they dont want to be civilised/westernised... but i no nothing really.

Sorry to divert the thread, just ranting a few recent anecdotes that left me bemused

Dont be ridiculous shirley. I dont hold punches and the above is real advice. To clarify further, if the claiment is black, gay or a muslim, and the defendent is a UK SME = They will lose! (The SME that is) - weve even run books on the outcome before! Time and time again... sorry if it dosent sit too well with you but that is the system and that is what happens. I dont really care, but it certainly would make me very uneasy if I were a small business owner, or an employer.

If you are black, gay or a muslim... you will win... its a simple as that. Also, dont get greedy. If you ask for more than £6k the company accused will employ a legal team to squash you. Any less than that amount and it is not worth a companies time and cost. Ask for a couple of grand and you will likely see the company give in and pay out before it goes to court - as the costs of hauling directors to court, taking staff out the business, and having to prepare a defence will cost them a lot more than that... Small Claims Courts are a cracking way to **** over small companies! (Also good for pathetic and meaningless disputes)

You are clearly content with your regular premier league attendences of 50-200 fans, as evidenced in the images over the last page or two. Small time club. HAHAHAHAHAHA, fantastic. Nice of you to acknowledge the urine stench 'arena' of yours as being worn out! Did anyone ever find out if your arena is failing on health and safety issues in every part of the ground? FP really is falling down. Yes you (lot) most certainly are... Your leader and fans figure head is TCWTB (in the eyes of other fans and the media up and down the country, how embarrassing... losers! carefull with them straws your clutching in those webbed hands you filthy skate bastard. Weve moved on skate, thats ****ing chicken feed to us these days... whereas those figures are aspirational to you. FUNNY You must be very proud! How ridiculous is this statement? You are just a noddy club, thats all, and we are ashamed to have you in our county... as are the people of Gosport. No you didnt, you lapped it up with TCWTB... you all did! This has amused me very much. cheers you ditry, degenerate skate ****.

A bin man tells a navy chap about RVN joining Saints? Seems a little odd! Would be interesting, although now you have made it public i fully expect Sven and LFC to gazump the deal!

I read that as either a dig at OXO, a dig at Puncheon, or both! Welcome aboard the bus The Knight, all the best!

Good thread. English birds are world renowned for being filthy, dirty slags... world renowned... BTF can vouch for this I think as she has loads of daughters and was one herself (special 'dancer' i think). Of course, they’re not all bad, but all the foreign girls i have known or dated hold extremely low opinions of them. Even the foreign lads think the same - but of course they like that though. I can only recall two, maybe three tops of English girlfriends i have had that I would categorise as top quality - in terms of looks, figure, presentation, intelligence, elegance and so on...the rest have all been strung along and fed the lines, as from the word go I know this is not the standard I am willing to stick around with... most of which i found to be rather thick, vain, no domestic skill at all, drinkers, smokers, tabloid and so on... the only thing they had mastered was loving the cock. On the other hand, I have had a few experiences with foreign girls and they have been a class above in my humble experience. Another thing that strikes me, why do English women become fat and lose all self respect? You rarely see a French/Polish/Spanish/Cyprian/Moroccan woman behave with such self loathing (even with many children), hell in Brazil, if you get all slummy mummy, you are shamed into not leaving the house. Seriously though, the difference in class, demeanour and self respect is massive. I have found Pompey and South London to boast the worst/most slaggy chavvy English girls around, although I have never been to some of these northern cities where they sound like utter animals... Too many English slags about IMHO - this is down to our morally bankrupt society, USA, social networking (where every ****ing *****r thinks they are some kind of model) and the gutter media trying to sexualise pre-teen girls, IMHO... Personally, I would like a tidy Spanish chicas as my wife, though id also enjoy a French or an Italian as well.

Well done Barney!

Good point! If hes going to start gobbing off to the press though, perhaps we need to let him walk... even Punch hasnt spoken out in such a fashion and everyone hates him! He may succeed quickly in the PL, although its far more likely he wont.

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5:39, big slash followed by a whisky chaser to clear the throat and shake off the cobwebs, then back on to the throne for a quick pebble dash.

Should be good! Its great how everyone has clubbed together and raised the funds, and great that the club have backed the effort too. One big happy family! Well done JM, a fine project!

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/mancini-to-buy-entire-arsenal-squad-for-a-laugh-201107184087/ Poor old Arsene! It would be nice if Wenger gets to read something like this, so he can undertsnad the total hypocrisy he demonstrates... Hell probably be outside Eastlands, laying down some cheese and waving his white flag as we speak!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11981_7045100,00.html I would like to see the club making signings of this nature... Sure its a little risky and could go Ali Dia, but we could pick up some real promise out on the continent, rather than entering a p1ssing contest with Sven over silly priced prem reserves and the like... lets find a Macheda or a Drogba out there! Hopefully our new Danish mega scout is doing his research, and will have some potential targets to bring in.