Jonnyboy

Joke account surely?

Id like a new avatar too please!

I thought our online ticket booking system was fooked? Certainly confuses me.

I wonder if any other keeper in history has been dropped after saving his last two penalties?

Brilliant player but always takes one too many touches in the penalty area. Already seen a lot of it this season...

Actually , thats pretty good. Cheers!

This. How come you can go on various websites and watch all the tv series and hollywood films but no one does the same with sports???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdiFH6BcSUE Cheese is back from the dead!

Did he give any penalties away?

What did he do, flip the bird?

So glad we've got Rickie and not Darren Bent. Good little link for the highlights that one.

The first match of the season, and a very good start. COYR!

Done and done.

Wet fannies.

3-0 Are they bottom yet?

Always been his problem, takes too many touches.

Everything is sh*te. Sack Adkins. Change the whole side. We are a league 1 side.

Get it sealed, then no weeds will come through. Tarmac is best though.

Nice day for it. COYR! 2-0 Saints.

Time for a username change?

whoosh

Yep, makes all the difference.

Theyre disgusting these homonyms. Keep it in your own bedroom I say.

Fair comment.

Homonymic puns, another common type, arise from the exploitation of words which are both homographs and homophones. The statement "Being in politics is just like playing golf: you are trapped in one bad lie after another" puns on the two meanings of the word lie as "a deliberate untruth" and as "the position in which something rests". An adaptation of a joke repeated by Isaac Asimov gives us "Did you hear about the little moron who strained himself while running into the screen door?", playing on 'strained' as "to give much effort" and "to filter".[ Can anyone explain this in easy talk?