Jonnyboy

Just please avoid being anything like Fearne Cotton and you'll be fine.

I think there is also commentary on 5Live Sports Extra. Any chance of a pub in Southampton showing it on TV (ala the Pompey landlady?)

God I miss the footie, feels like bloody summer break all over again.

I don't believe you have a daughter

Looks like you'll be the only one here - slight population crisis and a sore wrist.

Come on chaps - has no one got a daughter who needs a first car?

Is this a bakery technique?

Could you have imagined what you were about to create when you started this thread?

I also want to know if he declares the income from fronting Channel 5's popular music chart show!

SOrry Zuess, me and Liquid came to an "agreement"

When I saw the username "Dog", my heart sank.

I go anywhere and hoover up the loss-leaders.

Ah, live and learn. As for the OP - if you see my new ad in buy/sell you might be onto a winner?

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/hyundai-atoz-42000-miles-10l-great-cheap-car-new-mot-and-tax/89427753 HI, we have just upgraded and are seling this little beauty, ideal for a new driver or just for a cheap car to run and insure etc. A few scratches but otherwise perfect. £999.

Vag?

As liked by the sort of people that hang out at the Rose Bowl

Playing hard ball eh? I like your style. Here in the Yemen you would be a successful businessman. I give you £115 and the blessings of my camel. I send my brother to collect at 6am no? Also my sister (like camel) she wants to make proposal to you.

So bearing in mind a new battery costs at least £30 - you'd accpet £110?

What's the screen upgrade?

no, just frustrates the hell out of me

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dell-Inspiron-6400-Laptop-2GB-Ram-120GB-HDD-15-4-Core-Duo-T2300-/230680010943?pt=UK_Computing_Laptops_EH&hash=item35b599a0bf Is yours the same as this?

Gout usually affects overweight drinkers no? I thought Turks was a six-packing boi?

Any idea where you can get a new battery and how much they cost?

I hope you lead a life of leisure!

"Just get with the NHS physios through your GP as its quicker to get an MRI, don't know any private physios, but as its the feet see the excellent Steve Jones, private biomechanical podiatrist, shirley, probably in yellow pages, he's the best"