Jonnyboy

the kronie ads, motorhead made me cringe

i only said f e l c h

erm, as opposed to? *****?

tug?

total shyte, all of it

thread of the year

funny how you know their names

Smirking goes out with Samantha Janus though, so to him all other women are 1/10

there he goes with the science again ;-)

http://www.itchenvalley.com/Home.html They should persuade the most local brewery to come up with something - The itchen does flow past SMS after all!

trust me, it's true.

a far better attempt than any other method

Ill have you know he is happily married with children. (although the Las Vegas rumours just don't seem to go away...)

Just ones that caught my eye on the road...I believe a golf can be 1.4 right? and a Yaris 1.2 exists right? quite similar then

Live fast , die young RIP

"We're there because our country is committing infanticide, genocide, the looting of nations. I'm determined to be there until they kill me. How much longer will that be?" Well they couldnt evict him or assassinate him, but they got him in the end. RIP

If i was making £100 million a year and paid 25% tax and then the government taxed me 30% the next year, I wouldnt throw a fit and move to fecking Switzerland. But he people at the top dont think like that.

Everyone knows blair was a tory. There are members of the current cabinet who describe themselves as "blairite"

£3k?

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

hmm, I notice they do a 1.4 diesel...

I just hope we don't keep going the way of the US: http://www.alternet.org/world/151312/9_countries_that_do_it_better%3A_why_does_europe_take_better_care_of_its_people_than_america?page=entire (edit - v.good article imo)

I can offer a basic desk and chair

I suppose in theory if you own 2 houses outright you could live off the rent from one + the state pension...