Jonnyboy

I liked groupon to start with but if you get into it you start wasting money - a haircut, a meal and some poledancing (for the bird) have all been paid for a wasted by yours truly. Also one meal I went for was **** and they didnt respond to my complaint. Most meals were good though, and a cheap canoeing trip in Beaulieu was great.

who were the other 5?

He fought the law, and the law won.

Cool, The Cure is one of those bands I want to see before I die (and Public Enemy)

Shut it Deppo.

What about your mates ticket? Im looking for 2 or 3 but dont want to just buy one on my lonesome...

women being unhappy makes you happy?

With all the gifs and pics that get posted up there are a far few rule breakers then.

£249 inc VAT?

But Ive only got one John Thomas.

Bizarre, are there casings on your lawn?

Ive never clicked on that link in my life and my children arent allowed on the internet unsupervised. Pretty obvious what it would lead to as well. Poor parenting.

September normally, are you sure?

Would defo do this but my roof is NE facing. poo.

Are you mellowing in your old age!!??

Im going to cherry pick the best home matches, hopefully Man U in the cup!

Fairplay Reminds me that Shane Warne flopped his old man out and said "suck on this" to a fit female friend of mine. Apparently she gave him a withering look and said "as if" before walking straight out.

link?

Sorry, not sure, I would have a proper chat with him but he moved to the US last year

You are a psychoanalysts wet dream

When Dune posts Levellers links, I feel very unsettled and start suspecting him to be Deppo again.

Friend ****ged Kevin Davies sister Friend ****ged bird off of "its a knockout?" (I think, dont know her name) Friend of a friend ****ged Russell Brand (probably applies to most people that one)

THe extreme no tolerance right-wing approach has been taken by the US for years. Something like $110billion a year the news said, courts, prisons, military intervention etc IT HAS NOT WORKED! Time for a new approach people

Similarly would you buy a dodgy homebrew of a bloke on the corner youd never met? If drugs were legal you'd know exactly what you were getting, it would come with dosage instructions and proper warnings.

My ex-girlfriends cousin was executed in Malaysia. Unfortunate fact.