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He plays, we win = he is off, impressing his new team He plays, we lose = he is off, gifting his new team the points Doesn't play, we lose = he is off and team rattled by Man Utd tapping up Doesn't play, we win = he is off and we don't need him/was holding us back. [emoji23]

I won't cry a bucket if he goes. At the moment we've paid more per goal from him than any other striker I can think of (ignoring that odd thing called Osvaldo)

Is that the 1 that Gaston+Juanmi+Caulker might have scored?

He definitely isn't Jamaican.

About to sign for Swansea according tot the media.

Can't wait for the chance to give Young Boys a good spanking.

Looks like a scouser virus.

Believe Targett is off to Newcastle on loan.

No as I was only on the shorter 46 mile ride which cuts out may of the Surrey section. Still closed roads and group ride was new to me, feel in love. Nothing like being in a pack shooting through a town hell for leather. 2hours 12 for the 46 miles. V happy as it was much faster than I've done that distance before. #drafting

Well that was amazing, hats off to the guys who do the 100 mile rides, I don't have the legs for that.

He Can Dream About Jaunty Fair Unicorns.

How Can Darren Actually Jest? F**k You!

Just picked up my ride pack for the RideLondon 46. Didn't get a place on the 100 so took the 46 as a "why the hell not, first organised ride" thing. Not looking forward to it at all to be honest, not really out the effort into my riding for a couple of years now.

Rosberg's a bottler you mean. Yep, it's his MO.

Very good point. If MLT and Lambert can out away 99% of penalties between them, why can't every other player? Also, is Messi, Neymar and Saurez can score 100 goals between last season, why can't every other front 3? And keepers, eh. If a keeper can keep a clean sheet in 1 match, why can't the lazy useless **** do it in every game. I want every striker to score every chance, ever keeper to keep out every strike. Every defender to win every ball, every midfielder to make every pass and every tackle and every dribble.

#bulletdodged

Agree with this, did some searching as well and if you look for "Premier League 2" there is mention of a revamp of youth levels (u16 becoming u17 and u18 becoming u19) and a mooted idea about Premier League 2 being more reserve squad based. But even that isn't planned until 2017/18 season from the vague info I could find.

Yeah he is a bellend and all and I don't like him. But now it seems he has decapitated R2D2 and now it m ****ing furious!

New signing dropping v soon Edit. It's was "only" Bertrands new deal.

Honestly hope that doesn't spell the end for Cédric. Feel if we can't give him a starting XI place he will look to move, which is fair enough, his stock is high at the moment and he could probably name his next club (figuratively)

Funny enough was just thinking the same thing.

A bit ****ed off as he has scored once and hardly played as injured since January.

Høj.

"Hey Les, China offering me 40million for a year contract! Can you match?" "Nope, have a good one sexy."

This. The delta between 12k, 23k or 38k is totally negligible to football clubs now. Below 12k you are in the bottom bracket. Over 50k in the top. We aren't going to put c20k seats on so not much point doing it.