Golden Balls

James Beattie has a penis. I've seen it

Never heard of him Sign him up!!

Ahhhh my favourite player to slag off. I do enjoy these threads far too much. mainly because he's a tosser

I would be dead against us playing in blue. I wouldn't care too much if we lost the stripes and went for all Red or preferably all white.

And it was Jermaine Wright, Paul Telfer, Fabrice Fernandes, Neil McCann. Yep, I see a pattern. They're all males. Bunch of sexists!

Certainly worth it for a free. Does he have the "Southampton Way" attitude?

Tommy Forecast

McCann. I genuinely thought had I been on the pitch in place of him, I wouldn't have done worse.

Can see plenty of plastic gooners going and rangers bringing good numbers down. Won't sell out though. Last year was far more interesting

Watching SaintsPlayer's first segment of last seasons review, Guly looks brilliant!! He didn't have a great 2nd half of the season but he is definitely capable of making the step up

Tom Ince would be a great signing!!

Who's this Joe Lea? Apparently a saints academy player calling Lallana a retarded scummer and posted something about 'pup'. His account has also been deleted now. Way to get on side with your own fans

Surely would have made sense to cash in on the feel good factor after promotion to announce them as early as possible

Blackpools keeper got player of the season for them. Could be worth a look. For me though, I love us to sign Kasper Schmeichel

I've seen him play twice. Was pretty tosh but that's not the problem. As others may have seen in other threads about this toss pot, I've met him a few times and he is by far the biggest ***** I have ever met. I cba to go over his 'antics' again.

Much better than that cack Mars advert

They also played this at The Dell during the 90s a lot before the game. Takes me back there just hearing the opening.

Decent song for volume and doesn't get ruined by the idiots at the back banging the boards at 100mph. I'm all for it

Look forward to welcoming back a few old faces. Will be good to show them how far we've come and hopefully take points in the process. I hope Crouch doesn't get too much stick.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-fc/liverpool-fc-news/2012/05/07/david-prentice-liverpool-fc-fans-booing-of-national-anthem-were-jeers-of-a-city-in-tune-with-its-right-to-rebellion-100252-30914812/

"The Southampton Way" seems to be the statement of the hour these days

He had Billy Sharp on the Football League podcast and mentioned it again. Maybe he could have bought it up alongside mentioning the ljs foundation but he just mentioned the passing of his son straight up. Feel for Billy really as he will keep getting reminded of it.

Read out half time scores. That is all....

I just want to see us win a cup. The FA Cup if possible. Being in the prem makes it a lot more likely.

Why is it so hard to spell Markus' name correctly?