The Cat

I'd quite like to hear Adele sing something to the tune of My Old Man's A Dustman. Would make a change from the usual guff she comes out with.

Did Patrick Colleter score on his debut? If not it was definitely one of his first few games.

Utterly anonymous against Man Utd. I didn't even notice he was on the pitch.

He was, people slating him are just weird. He's also one of the most motivated, hard working players at the club. Trains non stop, always on at the others to keep improving and hates losing. Some scoff at the idea the players can have important roles to play in the dressing room and behind the scenes but it's true. People like Kelvin, Tadic and Ward Prowse are massively important to have at the club.

He's useless. The odd time his one trick works masks the 350 previous times he ran down a blind alley and lost possession.

The best keeper we have developed in recent memory is probably Darryl Flahavan. Never played for Saints but had a decent career elsewhere.

I didn't and i never saw anyone else buy one. Should have done as I felt a bit sorry for him stood there. No idea why he didn't advertise it on here though, forums and social media are the first places I go to advertise.

There was a Saints fanzine a couple of seasons ago. Geeky looking bloke used to stand near the King Alfred selling copies. It didn't last that long, maybe his look put people off.

Good luck. Have you researched other clubs fanzines and seen which are successful? I'm sure a few of them wouldn't mind sharing their thoughts and experience with you. Selling in pubs is a good idea. You could probably arrange for some to sell it for you in return for advertising. Long gone are the days when I convinced the manager of Virgin to stock the Ugly Inside. Only lasted a few issues until he noticed some of the content and took it off sale.

No.

My old man's a dustman His name is Charlie Austin, Southampton's goal machine And when you have all seen him play you'll know just what we mean He scores them with his left foot, he scores them with his right And when he puts one in the net we'll celebrate all night

There will always be periods when we aren't bringing through as many players at one time. We have been spoiled by having a couple of amazing Academy groups but no club has a consistent conveyer belt of talent churning out players capable of competing at the top level every season.

Would be quite some going by the board to sell Mane twice.

They've done absolutely nothing in this game, then bang. Goal.

Hahaha, I know it's Man Utd scoring but you have to laugh.

Mickey Evans wooaahho Mickey Evans wooaahho He comes from Plymouth He ****ing hates Pompey

They are all over the place. Ashley Young has gone off injured which may actually not be a bad thing for them because he's terrible.

Wanyama and Romeu in the middle then. Wear them down bring Claise on for the last half an hour to pick passes in the gaps they'll leave.

We went to get autographs before the Palace game so saw most of them drive in. I know nothing about cars but most of them were big and black apart from Targett and Seager who had normal cars. Van Dijk had some weird Mercedes 4x4 thing that looked a bit like an Army truck.

Chelsea's goalkeeper coach never played pro football, would you not let him coach our players?

Just looked on our ticket site and pretty much every block is unavailable and only really singles left in the others. Is this right? With their low allocation and the game on Wednesday I had this down as struggling to get close to 30k.

They've only taken 1800 tickets and haven't sold out.

1-0 Reed. Good goal.

Brilliant goal line clearance from Jack Stephens after he sloppily gave the ball away on the edge of the box