The Cat

My mate is being too slack so sell them to someone else.

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Exsperminate! Exsperminate!

Is it only first team players that are allowed to use the special hand slap fist bump?

I can only imagine he has a Saintweb relegation notification wired into his internal computer.

Footytube should have them.

A mate might have them. Can you reserve them until I find out?

Yep, what we need are some borderline legal age girls dancing around on the pitch without many clothes on so a bunch of 40 year old sexually deprived perverts can drool burger juice down the Saints shirts they are wearing over their hoodies.

Someone else who sees through the hype. For a player that is supposed to be so good he has very little positive effects on games. How many goals and assists in 2014?

Some good choices there Manji. Hookworms, Parquet Courts, Aphex Twin, Objekt and Andy Stott are all on mine. I'd also include The Wytches, Run The Jewels, NehruvianDOOM, Meatbodies, Ty Segall, Fuzz, Underground Youth, Posse, Gruff Rhys and FKA Twigs.

Scared of playing against his old club in the cauldron of atmosphere that is Selhurst Park. My thing about the 3-5-2 was a joke btw. Should have finished it with a picture of the geezers handing back their season tickets but couldn't be bothered to find it on my phone.

I am disgusted at the way Koeman has, in one game, ridden roughshod over the whole concept of the Southampton Way. From youth teams through to the first team the model of our club is 4-3-3. And now what? This 'European flavour of the week' 3-5-2 nonsense? What message does this send out? If my season ticket wasn't made from the type of plastic which most likely emits noxious fumes when burnt I'd set fire to it.

He's not world class but some of the best teams in the world want to buy him?

This. Taken my son to 2 away games (Fulham last season, West Ham this) and made sure I held him everytime we scored. It's easy for them to get knocked off the seat they are stood on while people are celebrating.

Played well. Funny that some of the same people who were ripping into him a few weeks ago were happily singing his name at the end.

I'll hazard a guess at never.

Very solid today. Looked a completely different team to the one which lost insipidly on Tuesday. Good call from Koeman to play that formation because it allowed Clyne and Bertrand license to push forward and keep their full backs quiet while giving Long the chance to use his pace in more effective areas. Now looking forward to watching MOTD for the first time in a while.

We are with Virgin and had the same letter. Thinking of moving but I won't pay that **** Murdoch any money so Sky is a no go.

Considering Saints closely monitor every player's fitness with daily tests I'm more oblidged to trust the medical team's assessment than that of some randoms on a forum.

I don't think this forum goes back far enough for anyone to dig up posts suggesting Prutton for England.

What about a Beatles or Stones covers band? There's a couple of decent ones around here. Bog Rolling Stones for example are excellent. Alternatively ditch the idea and get a decent DJ who will tailor the music to everyone's taste. My mate is quality, none of the cheesy chat, just wall to wall guaranteed good tunes.

The U21's don't have a game for a month. Time to start giving some of them more first team match time and experience while we have injuries and suspensions.

A few minutes. I had to catch my connection back to Hamble, he was with his girlfriend who was getting on a different train. He seemed genuinely gutted about the result and agreed when i said it was a rubbish performance and that they worked harder than us. He stressed the need to put in a performance on Saturday and get 3 points for the fans. Told him he was a quality player, he said "thanks, I always try my hardest for the club and to keep improving" I probably looked a right state, still felt p*ssed from the night before and had been half asleep on the train most of the way back.

The article references his wages as £2.5m a year. I'd have thought he'd be on a lot more than that.

Palace away in the Championship too. We've made more noise before with less than a quarter of the fans we took last night.