The Cat

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He'll surely get bored there after a season or 2 more. He's got up to 10 years at the top yet so I'm sure we we'll see him here at some point.

Yeah he was. It's going to take serious injury or huge loss of form for him not to break a load of appearance records.

Just looking through the Italian line up and noticed that Donnarumma is still only 24. Absolutely nuts considering he's played around 400 matches.

Of course!

Was Danny Ings not born in Southampton? A lot of people grew up and lived in Southampton could be born outside of the city. When my partner was pregnant they told us we could go to Southampton or Portsmouth for the birth because we live to the East of the city and it's a pain to get to Southampton hospital from there. Likewise people who live Chandlers Ford way would have the option of going to Winchester.

Getting the train to work and forgetting your headphones. Also the plastic Hellman's mayonnaise bottles where you can't get the last quarter of the mayo out due to the shit design.

There's a few things to like about this. The stewards not really giving a shit. The bloke just there on the pitch for ages on his own. The Reading fans running down the steps like they are going to do something but then just standing there. The way he's led off the pitch before having a polite chat with a steward and then being taken right past the Reading fans.

Proper kicking off at Reading v Swindon in the EFL Cup tonight

"The level of effort" quite obviously equals "amount of money" They offered him more, so he went there. Nothing ridiculous about it, nothing to do with haggling with Swansea over compensation. Looking forward to seeing Stewart play, he looks like the type of player who could make a really positive difference to our attack.

All valid points but you called it "rugger" so that's an immediate 3 day ban from the forum.

When a team puts 5 at the back and then 4 in front there's no real other way to play. What else do you propose we do to break that down other than what we did which created enough chances to win the game comfortably? Why is it always the managers fault but not the players? The manager sets the team up to create enough chances to win a game which we did. They scored from 1 of their only 2 shots on target. It's understandable that people are frustrated but these things happen. I would imagine there's many other games up and down the country today where one team outplayed the other, created way more chances but didn't win.

Frustrating. Created plenty enough chances to win the game comfortably but their keeper had an incredible game.

Has everyone got me on ignore or something?

Second half delayed by 10 mins due to medical incident

2-1 up against West Ham in the second half. They were 2nd in the league before the start of the day. Gomes is playing. Both goals scored by Oyekunle.

I really hope this is someone on here

Injured. Hasn't played for them yet.

Made hard work of it because we missed some easy chances but defended well and limited them to barely a shot on target. Lovely to get a clean sheet.

Get in

Adam Armstrong running back into our box and miscontrolling it like someone off Sensible Soccer then

I'm quite enjoying the Spanish commentary on my stream. No idea what the fuck they are going on about but it's more interesting than the normal commentary.

Ballard scores for Reading

Presumably the get it forward merchants would rather we played like Stoke? There's a clear gulf in technical ability between the teams. Our touch and movement is far superior to theirs. Need to make it count and see this one through for the 3 points. Thought we were ok really. Some silky mistakes here and there but otherwise alright. I wonder if they'll start pressing us higher up, they didn't seem bothered about trying it too much in the first half.

Me neither. I also work in Portsmouth, guess what? Never been mentioned. It's just Perry trying to get himself in the news again.