The Cat

Get lallana off. Ffs.

Oh you **** Lallana.

I see how everyone has massive post counts now. These match day threads move quicker than Frankie Bennett.

Saints Player has a free trial if that helps?

Yesssssss

Donny 0-2 Millwall

Well his right hand seems ok!

Great ball in from Guly, Lambert heads straight at the keeper

Ohhhh

I'm not happy with the crossover between the build up thread and the match thread. Are things normally this confusing here?

Adkins on now: Pitch looks lively, might be condusive to the way the game is played. Under no illusions as to the task in hand. All we can do is control what we do. If we get ourselves right we give ourselves an opportunity.

Due to the fact I can't get to Hull in time I'm half tempted to go in the away end at Fratton tonight instead. Would be fun to go and laugh at their fancy dress and empty seats but I'm not sure paying £25 for the privilege is particularly value for money. Taking my coat off to reveal a Saints shirt underneath could provide some entertainment though.

This bloke appears to be getting himself into a little bit of bother on twitter. https://twitter.com/#!/walken4gop

Ahhh, finally someone writes an article on Pini Zahavi and his relationship with the club. He claims they still owe him £2 MILLION. Good luck with that. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/david-conn-inside-sport-blog/2012/mar/20/pini-zahavi-portsmouth?INTCMP=SRCH (Bah, beaten to it by a few posts)

Hahaha, yeah. Oops!

Wearing a Saints shirt I hope!

Quite a few choices really. Gunwharf Quay is one, although it might take ages to get out. The Hi Q garage on Northam Road (for a few quid extra they will clean your car while you're at the game) There's a car park under the Itchen Bridge which you can get to if you arrive early enough. Ocean Village. By the King Alfred pub is another car park (it's tiny though so you'd be lucky to get in it)

I wonder how their little youth group 'The House of Burberry' are getting on these days? Bless.

If they do, they certainly don't change ends in the same half of football!

He missed at the Dell agaist Notts Forest. Saved by Mark Crossley. Matty hit the rebound over the bar. Not sure exactly what season, but it was around 1992. In the same game he scored with an extroadinary left foot volley from outside the box, one of his best goals as far as I'm concerned.

Stanhope is funny. He's quite right to have a go at Pearson about this, she is a complete smug loon anyway and probably deserves being taken down a peg or two. Works well for Doug as he gets a bit of extra publicity for his tour. I'm going to see him in Portsmouth on 7th April, which should top off what will hopefully be a great day.

You can park in Britannia Road for free.

We should do something like this. Incredible.

Can't really help on the Ibiza front, although if you need to chill out for a couple of hours see if Mixmaster Morris is playing somewhere. Christ, some of that stuff dune and delldays have been posting is horrific. I'll let Josh Wink go - although this was clearly the dance tune of the mid 90's. [video=youtube;8Qj1nGm-wIE9]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qj1nGm-wIE9

Good post. Agree with all of it. Beat-Herder looks quality, just a pity it's so far away. As for the Big Chill, well the early festivals were superb - some of the best I've been to. It all went tits up when they moved it to Eastnor and Pete Lawrence left. Nowdays it's nothing more than the MK Dons of the festival scene.