The Cat

A highly dodgy last kick of the game penalty like this will do:

Just a pair of flip flops.

It was more the fact he said, "Hope all the drunkards bad heads have cleared after last weekends session up our place" that gave it away.

Cheers. Was chatting to a few of your lot after the game. They all said the same.

I tried it on there and it didn't work. Had to resort to using IE instead.

4-0. An easy win featuring some champagne football.

Dear Nicola, Please sort the beer out. I know we've been been winning games left, right and centre since you took over and performed beyond the fans wildest dreams but that Saints Ale really is a fecking disgrace. Thanks SISA

The ribbons for the losing team? No need to tie them onto the trophy, just chuck them in the bin.

There were over a couple of thousand empty seats for the Man Utd game. It was still our second biggest attendence of the season though, behind the last match against Wallsall.

Hunt's advisor resigns. Poor bloke, it's always them that get shunted out first. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17835770 PMQ's is gonna be great later. Cameron is going to look even more of a gimp than usual especially as we're back in recession now too.

Or De Ridder not squaring it after Lambert had equalised. We had 2 players in the middle against their keeper. Would have extended our winning home record and also gained us 2 extra points.

Think I'll just stay in and watch it on the telly now. The 15 minute walk to the station and the 20 minutes on the train into Central are getting a strain these days, and my view of the pitch won't be obscured by jester hats and foam hands. I predict West Ham will be 4-0 up while we're battering plucky Coventry 0-0 at St Mary's. We'll get a last kick of the game penalty which Lambert will miss. We'll then lose 9-2 on aggregate to Blackpool in the play off semis. Cortese will be so annoyed he'll spend £20 million in the summer and we'll win the league next season by 17 points with Lambert scoring 44 goals.

Fancy dress facism. It's one way it starts, and from there it's just a slippery slope to concentration camps and mass murder.

That's a highly contested accolade. And I'm firmly in the no need for dressing up at football matches camp, although it was somewhat amusing to see a clown run out of a pub over to a meat wagon and start complaining to the copper in the driver seat that someone had stolen his wallet.

That chant always reminds me of this:

Yep. If you support Derby, Forest, B'ham, Coventry etc etc then pretty much every away game is within easy reach. Our away support this season has been very, very good in terms of numbers.

I liked it when they passed the ball to us straight from the kick off after the second goal. We should also have had a penalty just before half time when Chaplow was fouled after hassling their player off the ball by the goal line.

Speaking personally I can't make midweek away games which are any more than a few hours drive away due to the kids. As for everyone else, well **** knows.

Choose Saints. Choose SFC. Choose to follow them. Choose Boro away. Choose a ****ing ticket at the Riverside. Choose getting the train, the car, flying, or even the bingo bus. Choose a great day out, seeing your team win and gain promotion. Choose running on the pitch to celebrate. Choose a stranger to randomly hug in joy, or choose your friends. Choose to applaud the players and management. Choose to leave the stadium smoking a cigarette or a big ****ing spliff. Choose getting smashed in Newcastle and wondering who the **** you are on the Sunday morning. Or choose sitting on that couch in your bed-sit watching the game all alone stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose feeling empty at the end of it wishing you'd made the effort to get your sorry butt up to Middlesborough rather than watching on tv and posting on Saints Web, the feeling rotting away inside at the end of it all, ****ing your cheap lager into your own miserable toilet, nothing more than an embarrassment to the proper, ****ed-up fans on the rampage up North. Choose your way of support. Choose right . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose going to Boro: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got Saints Web and a matchday thread full of part time supporters?

Both fine by me. Can't see us getting such a big allocation at Reading next season considering they are selling season tickets at £360. Would imagine they'll be shifting shed loads at that price.

Fair play to the players and management. At least it's an easy away trip next season should we go up.

If you are worried about being the only Arsenal fan in the Saints end don't. I'm bringing along a mate who lives up North who supports them.

Oh well. Maybe you need to look a bit harder at the fixture list before spending all your spare money on something else that's probably less important than the chance to see your team get promoted in the flesh.

As hard as I tried I just couldn't fit the phrase "you look like a 500ml bottle of orange Lucozade" into the song. That ruined my evening.

Scum. They are to Kent what Pompey are to Hampshire.