The Cat

We're thinking of moving to the New Forest (Lymington/East Boldre way) and wondered if anyone knew what time the traffic starts stacking up going into town of a morning? Would leaving just after 7am mean the route was fairly clear or is just pants all the time?

Illegal if you wear whole tracksuits. Otherwise it's your decision to make.

This should do the trick. Has very heartfelt lyrics with the truth rammed on at the end of them. Plus it'll give you a chance to throw some epic shapes when the beat kicks in. Why go for the obvious lovey, dovey crap when you can give the crowd something they'll never forget? We've all been to weddings when people dance to some schmaltzy rubbish, most of the guests knowing it's a bunch of shiite and they'll be divorced in 3 years despite the fact they bought them an overpriced toaster and some matching egg cups. Anyway, here's WHAT YOU NEED.

We have a 100% winning record at Dagenham & Redbridge. (No specification for Premier League grounds in the OP)

My other half was out with a skate at the weekend. The skate and her husband are both season ticket holders yet neither have pledged to the trust. Woman skate wanted to, but her husband said no as (in his words) "we don't want to give anymore money to the club, they are all a bunch of crooks". I told my other half that the skate bloke was missing the point somewhat and that the trust may all be happy, fluffy types who have never been involved in arms dealing or money laundering but it looks like even for their biggest supporters the whole thing is a turn off.

I don't really like the Bee Gees, but have had Stayin' Alive stuck in my head today which is ironic.

Yep I have ESPN for free too. Any other games that I don't attend (hopefully none) I'll watch on a free stream. The only reason I'd buy Sky Sports is for their cricket coverage, but I'm buggered if I'm giving Murdoch any money.

Great player for us, will never forget some of his goals - his fox in the box style equaliser at Brighton was of extreme significance. Without his important contributions we could well be a league below where we are now. Some of his link up play with Lallana especially was a joy to watch. The short passing, clever flicks and angles they created were of a level far above League 1 standard. Hopefully he'll enjoy more success elsewhere before he retires.

Downing. FFS. Great to see Oxlade-Chamberlain in though.

Hart, Green, Ruddy, Baines, Cahill, Cole, Johnson, Jones, Lescott, Terry, Barry, Downing, Gerrard, Lampard, Milner, Ox-Chamberlain, Parker, Walcott, Young, Carroll, Defoe, Rooney, Welbeck

I wonder if there's a new manager online poll in the Liverpool Echo that Pompey fans are rigging to get Adkins as the number one choice.

Corn on the cob is good. The small ridges give an increased burst of pleasure. Plus if a few corns fall off it doesn't matter because you generally find a few when exploring the anus anyway.

And both of those away games at City were great. Swansea might sell out pretty fast if we only get up to 2000 and it will be a new ground for quite a few. Mind you the speed of a lot of these sales will be massively influenced by the kick off times. Look at this season, I'd say we wouldn't have taken 6000 to Palace if it was a midweek evening game.

No Rio either by the looks of it.

If your kids are young enough you may as well get a free under 11's ticket if going in the Chapel. If the offer is still on next season that is.

You'll be ok. My mate misses loads of games, we just let other people use his ST including my 6 year old son.

Also Hodgson didn't get the chance to spend £32 billion pounds on players.

Kyle Walker injured apparently.

Allardyce suing Kean apparently.

Haha. Precisely what Cameron will be saying in a few months time!

Rooney at 33/1. He's going to have to bang in 6 in our dead rubber game vs Ukraine to have any chance of troubling the top scorers chart.

Depends if they view your alleged offence as Gross Misconduct under the terms and conditions of your employment. Otherwise, and if you've had no previous warnings it does seem a bit harsh. Also, I'm not sure they can tell you that you are being fired before the hearing. I'm pretty sure all they can say is that you are having a disciplinary.

Is a bit. Didn't Man City make Mark Hughes fly out to the Far East to sack him?

According to Sporting Intelligence on twitter, Kean is flying out to India tonight. Looks like he will be subject to a sacking.

Nice of The Sun to print his claims. What a lovely, wholesome newspaper they are.