trousers

One word: lackluster

Fboro 1 saints 0 schniederlin off Boyle on

Goal fboro. Bugger

Pardew on lookalike touchline. Penalty fboro

60 mins. Nil nil. Someone take my pulse...please

Farnboro corner

Farnboro keeper down

Goburn misses sitter

Saints attack. Lancashire heads over. Tame

Farnboro, yes. Saints, no

Yep (phonetically)

Are we sure pards is here? Can't see him

Father christmas is here again ( for those who remember last year's pics)

White shoots just wide from 5 yards

Ryan tuckazoli on for molineux

2nd half underway

Too late..

Some like it hot by Robert palmer on the jukebox

Geezer in everton top in bar. Slightly bizzare

Green disinfectant cubes - pretty bog standard (nice pun my son) - back in the bar - swift pint then back to the 'action'

Off for a well deserved slash

Half time. 0-0 nothing to report

Someone who looks like pardew in training to now standing near dugout looking a tad frustrated. Burger top notch but need a wee pretty soon

FFS

Just cheese