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So, Taylor's a half decent defender... Only taken us 38 games to work that out...

Will defo remember once Arsenal score their inevitable winner....

Lallana playing with his testicles on the touchline

Too soon...? The comeback is on!

Gooooooaaaaaallll!!!!! That's shite Ross Stewart for you...

Good play Robinson!

Scooped!

Free kick in JWP territory

Much like here, Twitter isn't the real world, ergo it doesn't really matter what people think of you on there...

Scooped you by 5 hours mate...

Source?

Yeah, good point 👍

Fair point 👍 (as I say, I'm just reading between the lines, which means there's every likelihood that my hypothesis is incorrect... which won't be the first time! )

Was just about to post that my hunch is that Stephens is a Will Still kinda player (heart on sleeve etc). So, yep, I'd be surprised if Stephens goes...

No, I don't think we do know... I'm just reading between the lines.

If I was a cynic, I'd now be banging on about how we've gone for the cheaper option rather than holding out for our first choice. But, as I'm first and foremost a pragmatist, on balance I think I'd prefer getting our second choice onboard in a timely manner versus a protracted negotiation for our first choice. So count me into the Will Still optimist club.

Cheers sir. We have been a tad light on genuine ITKers over the last few years so any genuine insights are of course welcome 👍 P.s. if you can let us know which prolific striker we're going to sign before we do so then your place in the Saintsweb ITK hall of fame is all but guaranteed

Would loaning them out and subsidising their wages be an option?

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Can I have 5th November and Fabrice29 in the "well there's a surprise - he's not as good as Martin, is he?" sweepstake? #moveon #itsonlybanter

You and me both. Old fashioned football fans of the world unite!

Thanks for confirming my hunch that you're probably not an 'annoying twat' in real life...

What question...?

Might that depend on whether Sunderland see him as a Premier League level keeper or not? In theory, them going up could make it more likely we'll sign him, rather than less... (McCarthy is a decent championship keeper, but not really good enough for the PL, for example) (Caveat: I've no idea how good he is so I could be talking bollocks, just for a change )

Please promise me you'll never stop making me chuckle MLG